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snake weasel

1. some that is awesome as shit

2. someone that gives a fuck bout what anyone else think cuz they know they the best

3. an elusive dual-beast from north texas
1. the mutha fuckin snake weasel is in the house

2. bitch, you already know im the mutha fuckin snake weasel

3. im gonna hit up texas and visit the mutha fuckin snake weasel
by mfswft February 6, 2010
mugGet the snake weaselmug.

ass weasels

Dip shits, human scum, and/or lower form of a human being. Just to name a few.
I look over there and I see a legion of ass weasels! Sheep fondling ass weasels! -Crazy General off of Medieval II: Total War
by †WARLORІ November 29, 2007
mugGet the ass weaselsmug.

Shit Weasel

When there is an intense, overwhelming painful cramping in the stomach and abdomenal region that usually ends results in one bent over clutching themselves in pain. Sometimes there are the noises of a weasle running around and screaming to be released, by means of diarrahea. Side effects may include: goosebumps, shivering, crying, cramping, burning of the anus, sweating, and sharting or aka shit farting.
"Oh man, my stomach hurts sooo bad, I think I have a shit weasel running around and wants to get out oooouch!!" and then run to the bathroom for relief.
by Corinne G. May 23, 2007
mugGet the Shit Weaselmug.

cum weasel

"the cum weasel ran away last week"
by gary coleman February 5, 2004
mugGet the cum weaselmug.

sneaky weasel

#1: To fool someone.

#2: To pull the "wool over someones eyes"

#3: To be sneaky under-handedly
Chad: Hey Todd, don't forget we need to leave early
because we still need to pick Ryan up for that
Nirvana Documentary downtown.

Todd: Oh shit, i almost forgot.

(AFTER GETTING TO RYANS HOUSE)

Todd: Dude, i just went to Ryans house and his
parents said he just left and he isn't answering his cell phone.

Chad: That bastard pulled a SNEAKY WEASEL on us
and took off.
by Todd Lee November 14, 2005
mugGet the sneaky weaselmug.

fuck weasel

n. a roomate's douchebag boyfriend
My boss called me a fuck weasel.
by Original Mean Girls January 9, 2009
mugGet the fuck weaselmug.

Weasel Melon

One who weasels his melon while scooping his nuggets. Or when a girl has small breasts, she can sometimes be called a weasel melon.
Girl, you are suck a weasel melon! You need to grow them nug nugs.

Dude, I just weasel meloned myself
by The Grand Master of Melon August 23, 2010
mugGet the Weasel Melonmug.

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