wax your head

Verb, To give a thorough and proper disciplinary measure to an insubordinate little shit

Person 1: Bro, how did your date go?
Person 2: Shut up you fuck or I'll wax your head.

by RuralLexicographer April 20, 2015

waxing your fruit

the act of one man maturbating in a perversely disturbing way in front of a group of congress men and city officials. ranging from boy scouts to political leaders.

george w. bush:i can't wait to leave here...will you be waxing your fruit later for other political leaders and myself??

by erica and erica November 7, 2006

Rabid Mammal Wax

(n) 1. The foam that dribbles from a rabid animal.
(n) 2. A person who is considered awesome/is revered.
(n) 3. A cola-flavored soft drink.
(v) 4. To do something in the best way possible.
(adj) 5. Really amazing.

1. "I think my dog is sick, he has rabid mammal wax coming from his mouth..."
2. "Oh man, he is such a rabid mammal wax...I'm so envious..."
3. "I don't have enough money to buy a bottle of Rabid Mammal Wax, this sucks."
4. "Wow, the soccer player really rabid mammal waxed that goal."
5. "The runner ran the race very rabid mammal waxily, thats why he won."

by Gene May 3, 2004

pussy on the chain wax

Doing something so impressive that you awe all females in the vicinity so much that they all go get their pussy waxed in order to be presentable for you.

Man 1: Yo, I won that fight with a single punch, like BOP!

Man 2: Oh yeah?

Man 1: Yeah, son, you should have seen them bitch's faces! Maaaaan, I put the pussy on the chain wax!!!

Man 2: DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMNNNNNN!!!!

by lavenderloins March 28, 2016

wax bar

A bar that succeeds in taking you beyond your drink level!

We're out on a big one tonight so gonna have to head to the "wax bar"

by Philippo November 2, 2007

Hungarian wax pepper

When a very bearded gent covers himself with candle wax and pickled jalapeños and two ladies compete to see who can consume more of the juicy goodness before the gent can trade them for a goat. If the gent wins he gets the goat, the winning lady get a bottle of Pepto Bismol.

He was able to provide for his family after successfully completing the Hungarian wax pepper.

by Mr maintenance September 1, 2022

Sticky cac wax

When you eat your cac but you add some sticky wax before, this causes you to have a feeling of your ass getting rubbed firmly

Top shagger plant: yo I think your gonna turn into a sticky cac wax
Top shagger cactus: me too can’t wait

by Lobster shag December 7, 2019