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pussy on the chain wax

Doing something so impressive that you awe all females in the vicinity so much that they all go get their pussy waxed in order to be presentable for you.

Man 1: Yo, I won that fight with a single punch, like BOP!

Man 2: Oh yeah?

Man 1: Yeah, son, you should have seen them bitch's faces! Maaaaan, I put the pussy on the chain wax!!!

Man 2: DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMNNNNNN!!!!

by lavenderloins March 28, 2016