a warwick wanker

someone from warwaick whoes a fuck off lanky cunt, with a disgusting gormless face and goggle eyes. completly under the thumb. has a fat penis. has moobs. sticks his toe up fannys. got off with gobble. is an insect fucker. likes sexy ginges. gimp. has a big sexy mum

"that lanky fucker over there is a warwick wanker"

by gash hound 2 March 23, 2009

Willy wanker

Willy wanker is willy wonkers retarded and autistic inbred brother he is most known for being one of bill Cosbys victim and he fucked a tub of lard

Willy wanker

by Niglet GOD June 15, 2017

Wanker phone

Mobile phone. Not commonly used today, but was heavily used in the early days of the device. As the prices of phones dropped the term fell out of favour; another case of Tall poppy syndrome?

Look at that guy talking on his wanker phone; is he that important?!

by S!egfried June 16, 2010

Wanker Canker

Literally, a canker caused by too much wanking. Synonymous with the term sandy vagina.

That guy had a major wanker canker - what a dick!

by Ess and Em July 6, 2010

wanker the anchor

To masturbate vigorously.

Mike wanker the anchor really hard last night.

by Konstantine The Good May 23, 2006

wanker mobile

A car, either a SAXO (usually in the blue colour that is also popular amongst Grannies) or a Subaru (either of the blue or black variety)

See that wanker in his wanker mobile, he looks like a cock - BARE laughs!

by Team Diva May 9, 2006

oinky wanker

In the terms of old, oinky wanker is used to describe the male genitalia. Also known as, penis.

It is also a derogatory term against the male genitalia.

"Ew, I saw his oinky wanker"

"He got a sex change, and he got his oinky wanker taken off"

by jigiram February 3, 2008