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Walrus

A walrus is a beloved creature who falls from the sky and since space is above the sky, walruses are therefore the overlords of the universe.
That walrus landed on my car, I must have been blessed with my shattered wind shields.
by TheActualRealBatman February 9, 2019
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walrus punch

When you ram your entire head in a womens vagina.
B*tch was super kinky so I had to give her the 'ol walrus punch in the ham wallet.
by k00ksta July 30, 2021
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good walrus

Ooh..Mommy ur being a good walrus.
by Poo hesda January 30, 2017
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Walrus

The act of hitting two vapes and/or dab pens simultaneously.

Synonym - Tusk
"Yo, homeboy, gimme your pen."

"Don't you have your own?"

"Yeah but I'm gonna walrus it for a minute."
by Snarphf September 3, 2022
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walrus

walruses r kuul. they are mystical and no body knows their orgin.
wow that walrus is kuul
i know man
by notarielfountain May 6, 2018
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Walrus

A walrus is a magnificent animal with two large tusks and lots of whiskers. A walrus is big and strong, but also gentle, except for when a seal passes nearby. Walruses usually live on icebergs in packs.
"Look, there's a walrus on the iceberg!"
by Melbournetram August 25, 2021
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Centerpoint Walrusing

When you're in Texas and you lose power because of Centerpoint's neglect and mismanagement and it's 100 degrees outside so you splash a quart of water on your tile floor and lay there naked like a Walrus in the third world.
Don't bother Danny today, he's been Centerpoint Walrusing since Hurricane Beryl.
by NotTheEC July 12, 2024
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