vaginal probe

Somthing u need in your life

John: have u got your vaginal probe in yet

Betty: what the fuck are u on about

John: I need a clone of u pussy when I'm lonely u know

by Drugs are good January 22, 2018

vaginal motor

sex drive of a robotic female

woah that girl's vaginal motor almost cut my dick off!

by emmieballs June 23, 2014

Team Vagine

superbad quote, for sexing the ladies, a.k.a hitting up team vagine

"shes d.t.f, down to fuck... team vagine, she wants to fuck me man" from superbad

by aimsred January 21, 2009

vaginal volcanoe

When your vaginal cavity lets out a spew of hot air, because the orgasm was extremely spectacular.

I am going to marry him. He gave me a vaginal volcanoe.

by BigCracker May 17, 2016

deja-vagine

When a chick gives you her phone number and you discover she is already in your contacts, so you check the previous text message exchange to find that you stopped messaging because she was getting too thirsty for your happily married ass.

Man, I had a major case of deja-vagine last night when a customer gave me her number. Turns out we already met and she got a little thirsty for my liking so I cut her off. Please don't tell my wife, lest I end up in the dog box again.

by Kiwiboiii November 17, 2020

Vagine-Eleven

An event from an alternate universe (Hillary Clinton president of USA) where on September 11th, 2001, an all female group hijacked two airplanes and crashed them into the Twin Towers deeming them phallic symbols of oppression.

“I don’t know what event was worse here on Earth C-637, Pearl Necklace Harbor or Vagine-Eleven. Women are relentless.”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

Vaginal screwdriver

Twirling the lip of a bottle of vodka on your woman’s pussy lips, taking a shot, and licking her up afterwards.

Hey man, I just gave my girl a ‘vaginal screwdriver’ and I have to finish the job.

by Butchershy December 31, 2022