Vaginal snot

Vaginal discharge with the consistency and color of snot

Nurse: “it almost looks like snot”
Doctor: “yes vaginal snot”
Blonde Newbie: tells supervisor that vaginal snot is the diagnosis
Everyone: “STOP!! Vaginal snot doesn’t exist!!”

by Turtle-C October 18, 2019

vaginal disorder

it can mean anything from nasty bitch to SLAYYYY

how do i look??

you look like a vaginal disorder

by yassification girlboss May 6, 2022

Vaginal Mesh

An all-female punk band from the 80s, whose lead singer died during a a mosh pit accident.

Saw the Vaginal Mesh and witnessed the lead singer do a 10 foot face plant.

by The Donut Fairy May 20, 2016

Vagine-Eleven

An event from an alternate universe (Hillary Clinton president of USA) where on September 11th, 2001, an all female group hijacked two airplanes and crashed them into the Twin Towers deeming them phallic symbols of oppression.

“I don’t know what event was worse here on Earth C-637, Pearl Necklace Harbor or Vagine-Eleven. Women are relentless.”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

vaginal volcanoe

When your vaginal cavity lets out a spew of hot air, because the orgasm was extremely spectacular.

I am going to marry him. He gave me a vaginal volcanoe.

by BigCracker May 17, 2016

deja-vagine

When a chick gives you her phone number and you discover she is already in your contacts, so you check the previous text message exchange to find that you stopped messaging because she was getting too thirsty for your happily married ass.

Man, I had a major case of deja-vagine last night when a customer gave me her number. Turns out we already met and she got a little thirsty for my liking so I cut her off. Please don't tell my wife, lest I end up in the dog box again.

by Kiwiboiii November 17, 2020

Vaginal lint

The moment when she’s about to sit on your face and you see balled up toilet paper stuck to the side of her vagina

So i was going down on this lady friend of mine and she had vaginal lint Coagulating From her Vagina

by Twice over June 22, 2018