Vaginal Submarine

Penis

With his vaginal submarine, he knocked at her door.

by People Who Love Games [PWLG] April 15, 2015

Vaginal Wharf

The moist dock in which we males park our scurvy ships for an overnight squander.

pirate 1: "arr matey, we makin a stop tonight?'

pirate 2: "ye matey we goin to the vaginal wharf, arrr"

by jimminybigboi April 23, 2018

Vaginal genius

Someone who is exceptionally gifted in the art of cunnalingus. They know the secrets on the female genitalia

Kenisha to partner after org asking for the third time "oh my god Dan you're a vaginal genius!"

by Tall dark and handsome August 3, 2015

Vagine-Eleven

An event from an alternate universe (Hillary Clinton president of USA) where on September 11th, 2001, an all female group hijacked two airplanes and crashed them into the Twin Towers deeming them phallic symbols of oppression.

“I don’t know what event was worse here on Earth C-637, Pearl Necklace Harbor or Vagine-Eleven. Women are relentless.”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

deja-vagine

When a chick gives you her phone number and you discover she is already in your contacts, so you check the previous text message exchange to find that you stopped messaging because she was getting too thirsty for your happily married ass.

Man, I had a major case of deja-vagine last night when a customer gave me her number. Turns out we already met and she got a little thirsty for my liking so I cut her off. Please don't tell my wife, lest I end up in the dog box again.

by Kiwiboiii November 17, 2020

vaginal volcanoe

When your vaginal cavity lets out a spew of hot air, because the orgasm was extremely spectacular.

I am going to marry him. He gave me a vaginal volcanoe.

by BigCracker May 17, 2016

Vaginal snot

Vaginal discharge with the consistency and color of snot

Nurse: “it almost looks like snot”
Doctor: “yes vaginal snot”
Blonde Newbie: tells supervisor that vaginal snot is the diagnosis
Everyone: “STOP!! Vaginal snot doesn’t exist!!”

by Turtle-C October 18, 2019