bean type-R

Funny vehicles that people tend to try to modify for looks and performance, but all they get is a POS. Most of the common cars that people tend to modify are oldschool 87-89 honda civics,accords, saturns and chevy astro vans,

HAHA dude check out that civic: Bean type-R!

by Mpressive August 13, 2007

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Typing Speed (TS)

Typing Speed (TS) is the rating of how fast a Discord moderator can groom a minor.

User 1 : "Hey, did you see that discord moderator? He could type 300 words per minute!"
User 2: "So he had 300 Typing Speed (TS)?"
Discord Moderator : "Did I hear children?"

by Ackackackx3 December 09, 2020

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Jaguar F-Type

Pronounce: jag-you-er ef-type

The pinnacle of sports engineering. Better than any German or even Japanese equivalent (and of course NO American car can even touch it), the F-Type is the spiritual successor to the ultra-iconic E-Type of the Seventies. It is available as a two-door fastback coupe or as a convertible. The fastest SVR version is really fast. And being a Jag, of course it's properly luxurious too. Best of both worlds.
It's made in Britain's Second City, Birmingham - AKA Motor City.
While most British cars are among the best cars around, this is right at the top of its class. It's perfect. Flawless.

I've never driven one. Or read its Autocar review. Or watched the Top Gear one. Hooray!
But I know, it's great. C'mon, built in Brum, what could possibly go wrong?

Scene: overspeeding on a motorway at 80 in a Corvette. Jaguar F-Type comes up behind.
You: Whoa, this Corvette's really fast! (F-Type tailgates you) Great! Wish I'd got the Jag instead. (You move to a position better suited to speedy driving) My back! The seats aren't comfy either. Really, I'm selling this right now and getting one of THOSE!

by DawnShadowStrikeFury September 23, 2020

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