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they do, they do
For the shocker I stick to,
like glue, like glue
Woe to the women who have not felt,
the enticing,
the pleasing,
the shocking pleasure of this teasing,
My fingers so agile, so graceful, so powerful,
the final step is but the most plain,
the slipping, the sliding, the inserting of my 8" cane,
Regardless the eventual climax, I can always foresee, the exquisite use of my memory, memory of the women quivering at the shocker,
for times for fapping I know I will need them be.
Mark Twain
they do, they do
For the shocker I stick to,
like glue, like glue
Woe to the women who have not felt,
the enticing,
the pleasing,
the shocking pleasure of this teasing,
My fingers so agile, so graceful, so powerful,
the final step is but the most plain,
the slipping, the sliding, the inserting of my 8" cane,
Regardless the eventual climax, I can always foresee, the exquisite use of my memory, memory of the women quivering at the shocker,
for times for fapping I know I will need them be.
Mark Twain
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