twat slobber

The lubrication a woman produces when she becomes sexually aroused

Watching porn makes her twat slobber

by Joehtheman December 15, 2014

twat spider

1. Clump of female pubic hair found at the drain after a shower or bath. 2. Pubes accidentally ingested while performing cunnilingus.

I wish my wife would wax her bush because every time she takes a shower the drain gets covered with twat spiders.

I was eating out Jill the other night when suddenly I started gagging on a twat spider.

by k9bubba August 26, 2009

twat badger

a mixture of cocoa powder, maca and sherbert, put into a line and then snorted. it is thought absorbing the super foods through the nasal passage is the best way to consume them. twat badger is often found at small uk festivals.

dave: i am feeling well rough today
carl: best have a line of twat badger to brighten yourself up

by bubblehahahahahahahaha July 29, 2014

twat waffle

a vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle.

Jo went down on Mary and thought he was eating breakfast.

by Lamifer September 13, 2004

twat oil

A deliciously pungent oil with a high smoking point, roughly equivalent to flaxseed oil, only much fishier. Perfect for seasoning cast iron or de Bruyer pans.

Dude, where did you get that twat oil? These omelettes are delicious!

by pan man November 13, 2013

Twat monkey

A person who swings from snatch to snatch.

Look at her she just fucked Lucy now she's banging Jenny. The bitch is a true Twat monkey.

by thehashbrownclown June 25, 2017

twat pole

A pole dancers pole

"man i love it when the strippers get up on the twat pole"

by grunter1989 December 11, 2011