Cosmic Turtle

A cosmic turtle is when you make a mistake on something that already started horribly wrong and then it turns into something awesomely radical.

I wasn't sure how my English essay was gonna turn out but it ended up being a cosmic turtle.

by freddietwerkcury March 23, 2015

tony turtle

The most adorable innocent cute charming person on this planet also known as tony perry the guitarist for the glorious bands Pierce the veil :)

PTV fan1:why is tony turtle so fucking cute
PTV fan2: because he is the cutest man alive simple

by ;-; I'm awkward AF ;-; March 26, 2018

Vertical Turtle

Sex position similar to spooning.

"Honey, I really enjoy doggy style."
"This isn't doggy style, this is the vertical turtle."

by Voodoo Shop Talk October 22, 2011

Dorm Turtle

A term used to describe a girl who has sex with multiple peolpe in one college dorm. Just like a turtle, once she is on her back it is near impossible to get her to her feet.

Emily was known as a dorm turtle after she hooked up with half the football team in her first semester of school.

by TheTurtleSlayer February 28, 2011

suicidal turtle

A turtle with suicidal thoughts and tendencies

I think my turtle is a suicidal turtle, he drank poison today.

by Please kill me i want to die October 21, 2017

Turtle Brimming

The act of filling a toilet bowl to the brim with feces, so it makes the shape of a turtle shell.

Dude I was turtle brimming the shit out of my mom's toilet so hard when I was home for Christmas.

by Turtle123Brim September 23, 2023

Dirty Turtle

When you find out through a strange series of events that you're actually a furry.

I took one look at that picture and now I'm a dirty turtle.

Or

I spent too long leveling a cat druid on WoW so now I'm a dirty turtle.

by Hepatetaa September 29, 2017