A cosmic turtle is when you make a mistake on something that already started horribly wrong and then it turns into something awesomely radical.
by freddietwerkcury March 23, 2015
Get the Cosmic Turtlemug. The most adorable innocent cute charming person on this planet also known as tony perry the guitarist for the glorious bands Pierce the veil :)
by ;-; I'm awkward AF ;-; March 26, 2018
Get the tony turtlemug. by Voodoo Shop Talk October 22, 2011
Get the Vertical Turtlemug. A term used to describe a girl who has sex with multiple peolpe in one college dorm. Just like a turtle, once she is on her back it is near impossible to get her to her feet.
Emily was known as a dorm turtle after she hooked up with half the football team in her first semester of school.
by TheTurtleSlayer February 28, 2011
Get the Dorm Turtlemug. by Please kill me i want to die October 21, 2017
Get the suicidal turtlemug. by Turtle123Brim September 23, 2023
Get the Turtle Brimmingmug. I took one look at that picture and now I'm a dirty turtle.
Or
I spent too long leveling a cat druid on WoW so now I'm a dirty turtle.
Or
I spent too long leveling a cat druid on WoW so now I'm a dirty turtle.
by Hepatetaa September 29, 2017
Get the Dirty Turtlemug.