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Tik-Tok

An app where you can watch humanity crumble to the sound of some random fucking song.
Make sure to punch anybody who calls something a tiktok song.
Tik-Tok is a really bad fucking app
by Hurricane2005 May 17, 2023
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A way to become fatherless, and have no friends, resulting to going on the dark web to find happiness.
Wanna Here A Joke? Tik Tok.
by 0IQBoy April 26, 2022
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A social media app that kids used when there depressed and trying to become famous
Hey look i just made a Tik Tok and it was cringey
by hurricane3257 March 7, 2019
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tik tok will keep you up all night and sometimes make you feel less lonely it can be scary but it is funny
Kylie: wow have you watched this tik tok? Macy: no I haven't and what's tik tok
by hello world-?????? October 17, 2019
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The app that makes me lose more faith in humanity every time I look at a video
Goddamn it. My new favorite song is now being used by Tik Tokers.
by PringleTingles November 24, 2020
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TIK TOK RESCUE

It's an EJACULATION that is too slow and needs to be SPED UP.

The class action lawsuits are baseless.

Make it happen.

PERFECT FAG DATE WAITING.

HEART
Here is the problem is TIK TOK training is too slow and needs TIK TOK RESCUE by the GREAT WALL OF CHINA as PELOSI needs to JET into that BIG MOUTH and let me tell you they might DIE QUICK but one three thousandth of a second would seem like an ETERNITY the SHEER PAIN it would cause on COLLISIION.

Listen the JUDGE needs to throw out all lawsuits against them and do a TIK TOK RESCUE is ORACLE PARK is seeing a vast application of TROJANS AND OPE VIRUSES which is great for research purposes.

Hey guys want to make a lot of money as let's do a UNIQUE TIK TOK RESCUE as let's cover this bitch in the TUSCANY for visiting PARIS the wrong way as not having BOLLARDS to help her with her GOD AWFUL DRIVIMG , BUFFALO!!!!

Listen the guy just wants a real TIK YOK RESCUE honest date that does not repossess their appurtenances or throw them in a nut house or throw them in prison or COCK TEASE them to a GRINDR HALT.

MAGIC MAN and TIK TOK RESCUE ," as stop the SUBTLE and BLATANT ELDER ABUSE and your phony hacking of stealing away their originality.
by MAJOR OCCURRENCE August 2, 2022
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A Mental Disability Regularly Effecting No Skilled White Teenage Girls And Illiterate Teens And Pedophiles That Sit There Jerking To Teens.
Person 1: The Skill Less Cringe White Bitch With No Friends Do That TIK TOK Dance On The Bus She Looked As If She Had A Creaser And A Stroke At The Same Time While Standing.

Person 2: Yeah, That Soon To Be Karen Looked Like She Was A No Friend Bitch, But The Illiterate Fat Kid Sitting Next To Her Started Doing Tik Tok With Her.
by Bill Nye Your Mom's A Guy October 7, 2020
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