Swedish Fire Wine

A type of non grape wine, developed in Swedish porn in the 70's whereby Redheaded Swedish women on their menstrual cycle use pure cotton instead of sanitary pads, this is harvested daily by Santa's elves in their off-season as she sleeps, then hand squeezed and bottled at the source, creating a unique taste to each bottle. Redheaded is a key component to this wine, as it gives it the Fire. Blonds with herpes can often be a substitute in cheaper imitations.

Aww bro, I just awoke and my mouth tastes like I've been drinking Swedish Fire Wine all night.

by ChuckWowLau July 19, 2018

Human wine decanting

The act of inserting a catheter into the male bladder, draining out the urine then using a large syringe to inject wine back in so that it can be served by a dangling cock. Warning: There is a case report of this procedure causing life threatening septic shock, or "cock shock".

Suzy went to the wine tasting party where a vintage wee wee wine was being served by human wine decanting through enormous cock.

by Señor Cunnilingo January 26, 2021

Wee Wee Wine

Alcoholic beverage served through an enormous penis by means of human wine decanting.

Suzy woke up hung over and broke from ordering one too many wee wee wines.

by Señor Cunnilingo January 26, 2021

Dusty wine glass

An old lady's dry cobweb vagina

She looks like she has a Dusty Wine glass

by Sassypants27 May 11, 2015

crack some wine

to go party, to party crazily

To say somebody is "Wine cracker" means they party alot

"Jacks going to go crack some wine" ,Karen says. "man, hes such a wine cracker!" -replies Cliff

by Aqua Sunrise July 20, 2008

Too much wine

A lie about a limit that does not exist

Stop, you’ve have too much wine.

by Psoodonihm May 20, 2021

Red Wine Rage

The anger that comes from drinking two, or more glasses of red wine.

I'm totally sorry for last night. Blame it on the Red Wine Rage.

by 99.9 Virgin Radio August 25, 2011