Samurai Cop

One of the greatest action films of all time about a skillful Cop who was trained by the masters in Japan and speaks fluent Japanese

Friend: "Dude have you seen Samurai Cop? That movie is a classic!"

Dude: "What are you talking about that movie was-"

Friend: "ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME!!"

Dude: "Your definitely High my friend'

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION

A SPECIAL CLIP FROM SAMURAI COP

Henchman: "They call him Samurai, he speaks fluent Japanese.."

Samurai Cop: "Are you, Fuj- Fujiyama?"

Nurse: "Would you like to go out with me?"
Samurai Cop: "Uh uh yes I would"
Black Cop: 😐
Nurse: "Would you like to fuck me??"
Samurai Cop:😳
Black Cop:

by KineticDefiner August 3, 2021

SLOP COP

A cop who is sloppy and is easily bout bought by women who smoke and shoot meth.

They get out of Jail free by giving up the HONEY BUCKET. A LOT

Sweet D gave up the HONEY BUCKET 32 times this week because all the SLOP COPS know they can get free BJs at the park.

At least she gets free rides the park.

by DALLAS_JOE June 26, 2020

animal cop

An Animal cop is someone who will go around and save animals from

1. Being abused

2.being homeless/ starving

And bad habitats like: a dump or highly polluted area

A guy didn't feed his dog in months his neighbors called the 'animal cops' they came to the guys house and took his dog to a shelter to feed and take care of him, as well as take the owner to court . In worse cases they might be arrested on the spot.

by Animals are life❤️❤️💚💚 June 25, 2016

coaster cop

those who keep scolding you, or even wait for you just to scold you when you don't use a coaster for your bottle or glass, esp. on the coffee table.

Geeze Taylor, your such a coaster cop.

by BlackMomba March 27, 2009

Conference cop

Having sexual intercouse on a conference with someone you met at the said conference.

Jeez, I really hope for getting some conference cop this weekend.

by Mr. Cocksson March 1, 2020

Copulation Cop

A Copulation Cop is an person that is completely against the act of sex. As a result they do everything in their power to make sure nobody else is able to get any type of action. (ESPECIALLY BEFORE MARRIAGE)

Your dad is such a Copulation Cop; I can’t believe he set up cameras in your room to monitor you.

by Greenbriar29 March 7, 2023

Vibe Cop

A person who takes it upon themself to police open discussion based on their interpretation of the vibes, either in-person or online, such as a twitter thread. If at any point a participant in a conversation is mildly awkward or not perfectly matching the arbitrary social energy, the vibe cop will make it his mission to grandiosely shame that person until they leave the social setting, often ruining the vibes by doing so anyway.

Person 1: Did you see how Jared dealt with that new guy? He brought up Eminem while we were talking about J Cole's new album, and Jared embarrassed and grilled his ass in front of everybody until he got up and left.

Person 2: Yeah, Jared's a real Vibe Cop. Plus like everyone left right after that, he killed the vibes he swore to protect.

by Vibe Sheriff November 16, 2022