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Minecraft

A game where you endlessly place blocks wasting your life, time, and talent trying to make something good. Essentially, you're wasting 20$.
Person 1: Umm, sir, it has come to my attention that you've been playing Minecraft.
Person 2: Yeah, and?
Person 1: Did you know you could get a refund for such a worthless game?
Person 2: Well fuck you, Minecraft is awesome.
Person 1: Sir please calm down or we're going to have to restrain you!
Person 2: Get. The. Fuck. Out. Of. My. Room. NOW!
Person 1: That's it! Restrain him!
Person 3 and 4 restrain person 1 and knock him unconscious.
Person 1: Another brainless faggot down, several others to go.
by The typical neckbearded brony. December 7, 2014
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Minecraft

a waste of 20$
by redydfeyg December 23, 2014
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minecraft with guns

by Minecraft with Gibby May 9, 2018
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Minecraft Vrs Fortnite

It was a great war spanning generations. Minecraft, in the end, took the victory and crushed Fortnite. Youtube won with 100 Billion Veiws on Youtube in the year of 2019. Fortnite lost with only 86 Billion Views.
Some random dude at my sleepover: "Bruh how is Minecraft Vrs Fortnite going?"

Me: *Shakes him* "We won Mr Stark. We won."
by Karen_Boomer_420 December 17, 2019
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Minecraft Fandom

Toxic assholes who bully little kids for liking Fortnite.
“Jimmy just killed himself!”
“Why? We made sure he was happy!”
“The Minecraft fandom at his school bullied him to suicide.”
by Bleck eck eck April 17, 2020
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Minecraft

An amazing sandbox game in which you can do almost anything in. You can build anything you would like but, only out of blocks!
Kid: Josh the new minecraft update is out!
Josh: Yay! I love mine craft!
by MunkeyFromDaNorth December 20, 2014
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Minecraft

A time-consuming game in which little to no progress occurs outside of the game. Many spend hours on end just doing nothing and staring blankly at the screen...
Y: What happened to Ben?
M: He isn't missing, he's been playing Minecraft
by Ventru April 11, 2015
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