tiny horse 

(usually) a male with an extremely smaller than average schlong but continues to act like they are the schiznit.

Betty: How was that date with Sloan Thursday?

Martha: Average, or l actually lower than. Sloans riding with a tiny horse. So there was definitely no rainbow BJ.

Betty: I hate when that happens. Looks like it’s back to searching for a true bucking bronco.

tiny horse by jimmy_was_a_stimulator August 8, 2024

Tiny Diny 

The best damn gift on TikTok.

Hell yeah dude, Mark gifted a tiny diny!

Tiny Diny by Limon1114 August 8, 2024

tiny waist 

A small and slim waist.

¡Wow! Wen Junhui has such a tiny waist.

tiny waist by serenitycarat December 21, 2024

tiny bite tesla 

Just like the game of punchbuggy or slugbug when you see a Volkswagen Beetle, but this is when you see a Tesla you give the a slight horse-bite (pinch). You have to say "no bite back" or they can pinch you back.

Kris: Ohh, tiny bite tesla!! *pinch*

Me: Dang it!!
Kris: No bite back hahaha!!!

tiny bite tesla by DJ Dammit Man December 22, 2024

tiny stupid ballsy unit

It's me! You're looking right at it!

Shit she is a tiny stupid ballsy unit! RESPECT!

tiny stupid ballsy unit by Katehaz January 7, 2025

Tiny Dick Syndrome 

Symptoms:

A small dick
Driving a super loud jacked up truck with headlights that turn night into day for over a mile
Idolizing misogynistic pigs that hit/rape/pimp out their girlfriends/wives
Normal voice volume is nearly a yell
Riding people's bumpers on the road, even when they are going 5mph over the speed limit (so feeling the need to go 10 mph+ OVER the speed limit despite not having an emergency or running late)
Sexually harassing women/not understanding that no means no
Watching porn 24/7
Narcissism
Either shutting down or becoming verbally/physically aggressive when criticized/repremanded (not stemming from childhood trauma/abuse)
Lying about how many women he's fucked (seriously, nobody wants/needs to know)

If you have Tiny Dick Syndrome, stay away from me.

Tiny Dick Syndrome by Failurebitch June 25, 2025

Tiny Dick Brigade

An obnoxious, inconsiderate person who creates unnecessary noise that impacts other negatively.

The Tiny Dick Brigade was out in full force last night, I didn’t get a wink of sleep.

Tiny Dick Brigade by Aknownmouse August 28, 2025