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Stuck behind the asshole

Being stuck behind someone driving too slow. You stay behind them thinking that they are not gonna go exactly where you are going for long but they do. Then your frustration sets in being stuck behind the ASSHOLE!!!
I was driving home from work after a long week, I was making good time until I was stuck behind the asshole.
by cpetkunas February 16, 2019
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Stick in the Mud

A person who won't ever let you have fun
Why you gotta be such a stick in the mud?
by Smasher6708 May 12, 2019
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Stuck In The Clouds

It usually means that you are zoning out or "not there" by not focusing on the world around you.
Guy: "I swear you seem like your stuck in the clouds everytime we are on a date."

Girl: "That is because Im thinking about what we are going to do tonight."

Guy: "Oh."
by SomeInternetDweeb January 8, 2023
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My dick is stuck in the drawer

When your dick is stuck in the drawer, you'll most likely say: "My dick is stuck in the drawer"
Me: Hello
Friend: ok
Me: Help
Friend: ok why ok
Me: My dick is stuck in the drawer
Friend: ok
by FRICKxxxHECK April 3, 2018
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balls are stuck in the chimney

Balls are stuck in the chimney: When a person is confused or in a difficult situation. Similar to the popular phrase in a pickle.
Jamie is stuck on a maths problem.

Jamie: Oh man, this question is really hard. My balls are stuck in the chimney.

Charlie: What does that mean?

Jamie: My balls are stuck in the chimney is just another way of saying I’m confused or I’m in a pickle.
by nkmakesp July 6, 2023
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stank on the down low

The act of having sex while in the immediate vicinity of other person(s) who are completely unaware that anything untoward is happening. Often happens at parties or to unwitting roommates
"Dude, I totally got some stank on the down low at that party yesterday - we had sex in the bathroom and nobody even noticed!
by DJ-Smexy March 23, 2009
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Under The Table Beef Stick

When you get oral sex under a table in a chinese resturant.
Hey honey when we go to the chinese place can I have an under the table beef stick?
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