Martha”I swear these LA drivers are so crazy, where are the cops to arrest them! This is illegal!”
A genz person: “Kinda like spongebob”
A genz person: “Kinda like spongebob”
by MatchaDrinker11 July 11, 2021

He lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. If nautical nonsense be something you wish, then he is your guy.
by Cumdaddy24 February 19, 2019

A sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. Known for his soaking abilities, lack of strength, sqaure pants and annoying his neighbor Squidward, who is an octopus and not a squid.
by Foxtube April 21, 2022


by Snoop a Doggy Dog April 23, 2020

by ethanlulnowshut December 30, 2020

The action of masturbating onto a yellow sponge and letting the semen soak in, then putting it under water, squeezing it, and watching the semen bubble out of the sponge while maniacally laughing.
Poor Nate couldn't get a girlfriend, so he performed a Dirty Spongebob every night before he went to sleep.
by tiddly dinkler July 17, 2024
