The girl that's the town bicycle.
The one who the whole sports team has tapped.
The one who is the reason why you and your friends are tunnel buddies now!
There you have it, thats the local pump
The one who the whole sports team has tapped.
The one who is the reason why you and your friends are tunnel buddies now!
There you have it, thats the local pump
by RowdyCanadian March 13, 2022
Get the local pump mug.A sex god who knows how to perfectly pound the living shit out of you, and make you cum three times in one night.
Jimbob isn't huge, but he fucks like a champ. He's a certified pump king;
Did you hear Jimbob is single now? Omg I've always wanted to fuck him. Billy says he's a pump king;
Jimbob pounded the fuck out of my prostate for an hour and a half last night. I literally orgasmed three times;
I'm usually a size queen, but eventhough he's not 8 inches, he's a certified pump king, so I can't let him go;
My bf is toxic, but he's a pump king, so we've been together for 4 years;
Did you hear Jimbob is single now? Omg I've always wanted to fuck him. Billy says he's a pump king;
Jimbob pounded the fuck out of my prostate for an hour and a half last night. I literally orgasmed three times;
I'm usually a size queen, but eventhough he's not 8 inches, he's a certified pump king, so I can't let him go;
My bf is toxic, but he's a pump king, so we've been together for 4 years;
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Get the beef pump mug.The act of love when done with someone for which you have no desire. Implies that the sex is impersonal, fast and hard.
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Get the urban pump mug.When you meet a woman for the first time and she has massive jugs but once she produces offspring her output is about one milliliter. You cry while watching the breast pump producing the same amount of milk as male ejaculate. This, of course, forces the man to spend immense amounts of money on formula.
Yo, I knocked this chick up with 36d’s thinking I wouldn’t have to spend money on formula. We tried the breast pump but with limited success.
Bro, that sucks. Should have made the baby with her mother. Heard she’s a real milk machine.
Bro, that sucks. Should have made the baby with her mother. Heard she’s a real milk machine.
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