Noise Tax

An informal but harsh penalty dealt out by neighbors of people who feel the need to show off the loud exhausts on their motorcycles and sports cars, their illegal fireworks or 12 million watt subwoofers. Also people who are mystified by their car alarms, can't properly care for pets and children, and talk outside windows late at night like they're at some club can expect an invoice

The tax itself is on a sliding scale based on the offender, the offense, and how often it happens: ranges from being anonymously being reported to local Code Enforcement or a Karen-post on Nextdoor and can escalate beyond minor frozen urine puddles to facing an arson charge for the recipient

Wayne was happy his favorite sports team won, he didn't know or care that the single mother next door was up past her shift tending to her son with colic so he was surprised to find a dirty diaper through his sunroof; the frustrated mother had succeeded in exacting a Noise Tax.

by Bryan Eurism March 23, 2021

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Noised

1. Verb) When you make a sound that was technically a non-sexual moan/groan but you dont want to call it that in front of your dirty minded friend.

I just noised unintentionally

by Noisedinngg March 10, 2022

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second-generation noise

Refers to a giggly "imitation" racket dat a small child gleefully makes after hearing a grownup undertake a jarringly-loud activity, such as hammering, drilling, sawing, filing, etc.

Classic examples of "second-generation noise" would be if a youngster watches his parent or a visiting neighbor driving nails and then starts happily yodeling, "Bam-bam-bam-bam!" while pounding his fist on anything within reach around the house, or hollers, "ZzhEEEh-ukhkhahw, zzhEEEh-ukhkhahw, zzhEEEh-ukhkhahw, zzhEEEh-ukhkhahw..." (accompanied by vigorous back-and-forth motions with his forearm against various objects) after he witnesses someone raspingly slicing up boards or plywood with a crosscut saw.

by QuacksO March 14, 2022

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Hey, what’s that noise?

And it’s shut down that’s not me and it’s shut down ring ring pussy it’s shut down fashion week and it’s shutdown. Went to the show sitting in the front row in the black tracksuit and it’s shut down. Touch the road and it’s shut down. Boy better know when it’s shut down. Usual Bolt when I run up on stage and pick up the mic and it’s reload time. Don’t know your shows but they know mine thats why I got gigs just like Joe Grimes after the show I be rolling mine don’t care about the no smoking sign.

Hey, what’s that noise? AND ITS SHUTDOWN

by Pog merchant September 11, 2021

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