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Maastrichtse cheese market

The Maastrichtse cheese market is a sexual technique where two men (or any other genders that have penile genitalia) touch penis tips, where preferably their foreskins touch like a Chinese finger trap. Their dickcheese will then be allowed to transfer from one person to the other, accomplishing a "cheese trade" as they do in the Dutch cheese market in Maastricht, The Netherlands.
Yesterday evening, me and my boyfriend tried the Maastrichtse cheese market. My penis got infected the day after.
by Animeism March 24, 2022
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Motor Market

Motor Market is the best dealership to buy used cars in the West Midlands.
by zem399 August 16, 2024
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Marketing Mongrel

An even lower form of life than the Management Minga. A Marketing Mongrel typically aspires to (a) be a Management Minga, (b)hang out with Management Minga's; but in most cases niether is achievable. Marketing Mongrels engage in activities that even the common cretin would not and incur such names as "Chipmunk", "gumby", or "Number three" through either appearance or behavioural characteristics.
" Man I wish I was a Management Minga. They're so smart and not to mention, HOT!"

" Forget it, once a Markting Mongrel, always a Marketing Mongrel"

"Man, if only I didn't look like a chipmunk...I wonder if I'll get invited to the next minga party"

"doubt it"
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Taking the cow to market

"Did you see the size of that bird Dave's shagging"
"Yes his, Taking the cow to market"
by Vic140385 August 14, 2008
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Fish Market

When a bunch of stank hoes gather in one location.
Dave: Bruh you see that fish market

John: yuh, those hoes be stank
by TheFuck69 June 18, 2019
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Finserv MARKETS

That one friend who has a solution for all your financial & lifestyle-related problems. That one person who exists to make your choices easier and life simpler.

They aim to educate you about financial risks & benefits, and always support you in making the right decisions.
He is the Finserv MARKETS of my life
by AI30 November 24, 2021
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Facebook Marketing

you can see this sentence overly used on yungstarbeam's comment section in instagram
yungstarbeam : *posted a cat meowing in agony*

the whole comment section : "facebook marketing"
by terry styles November 15, 2022
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