The Dirty Jones or Durty Jones as it is sometimes spelled, is defined as the act of pulling out just before ejaculation during intercourse, grabbing the woman firmly by the hair on the top of her head, and upon ejaculation on her face, softly whispering "I'll be at the bar...don't call." (Important to note is that in order for this to work properly, the female typically must experience an orgasm immediately prior to pulling out.) It is known to have been originally used in Florida, USA, in the year 2000. However, there is evidence to support it's use as far west as New Mexico, USA in the latter part of 2007.
Just before he walked out, JJ surprised her with a Dirty Jones.
As he entered the room, JJ could tell by the tone of her voice, both of them were in desperate need of a Dirty Jones.
As he entered the room, JJ could tell by the tone of her voice, both of them were in desperate need of a Dirty Jones.
by A C E March 26, 2008
Get the Dirty Jonesmug. Ex British soccer player notorious for playing defense by grabbing his opponent's balls turned actor who emulates said actions in most of his movies. He enjoys spending his weekends slamming peoples heads in car doors.
Me: Did you hear the latest shit about Vinnie Jones?
Ross: Yeah he got banned from Virgin Airlines for starting a fight on the plane and then proceeding to have sex with all of the stewardesses onboard.
Ross: Yeah he got banned from Virgin Airlines for starting a fight on the plane and then proceeding to have sex with all of the stewardesses onboard.
by The Hebrew Hammer September 5, 2005
Get the Vinnie Jonesmug. A stupid ass black guy who can't rap for rabbit nuts. He gets fucked in the ass daily by Paul Wall, while Michael Watts watches them while crying and jacking off at the same time
by ... April 2, 2005
Get the mike jonesmug. 
by Dirtybrunettebastard May 6, 2018
Get the aidan jonesmug. 
Mo Jones, Is a very large fella. He is also a little slow. But Mo on the inside is just a cuddly teddy bear. He loves biking in the Forest of dean and loves his mum. He also loves maths. He has a crush on this boy in his class. He doesn't know how to express his love for him yet. He is terrible at football and always makes excuses. They are not boyfriend material. But an alright friend. Mo's tend to wonder the halls of schools or at playgrounds. If you are a parent BEWARE of Mo's they are a total kid-magnet.
by Bobbystewart October 1, 2021
Get the Mo Jonesmug.