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Jacket Crumpet

Aww man I accidentally made a jacket crumpet.
by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022
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Jacketeer

One who preaches the importance of wearing jackets during cold weather.
John: Dude you should really wear a jacket right now its freezing.
Mike: Whatever man, stop being such a jacketeer.
by vandygoddess August 26, 2012
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Ass Jacket

Mom to her son: you will be going on the trip for three days, so pack at least 3 ass jackets!
by Dirtydorinda March 10, 2022
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Jacket Pants

The equivalent of a track suit, wind suit, or warmups by someone who thinks they know what they’re talking about.
You know what I’m referring to! The jacket pants that were in fashion during the 80’s! No, I have no clue what you are referencing.
by JacketPants January 7, 2020
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Francis and a Bmore straight jacket

When your fam from out of state, that are LEO's (3 stripes approved) or feds roll into Charm city around your birthday to celebrate. It can only end one way. With swat raiding a seedy 40 motel for hookers and dope...
I didn't realize it was going to be a Francis and a Bmore straight jacket birthday.
by Rubber padded cell February 3, 2022
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Winter Jacket Kid

A "Winter Jacket Kid" is a term made for the really weird, smelly kids at any school. Usually they're pretty “heavy” or look like they could be snapped like a twig.

(They also have pretty bad personalities such as being : aggressive, dishonest, irresponsible, and or arrogant.)

Basically the weird kids that wear winter jackets all year EVEN IF IT ISNT WINTER??
P1 : Dude, this guy is SUCH A WINTER JACKET KID

P2: I know right, in class he always take off his shoes—eats his toe jam, earwax, and boogers…

P1: EWW- WTF
by VARIOUSVICIOUSVERSIONS June 1, 2023
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A particularly vicious sex act where one person vigorously rubs their facial stubble up and down their partner's back, creating parallel red lines of irritation that resemble the wales of a corduroy jacket.

The act is only considered complete when a specific spot, usually the lower back or a shoulder blade, is rubbed completely raw into a single, bright red patch—the "Levi’s tag."
Dude, I had to wear a turtleneck to work. Stacy gave me a full corduroy jacket with a Levi’s tag last night and my back looks like a scratched-up vinyl record.
by Someone else's neighbor October 22, 2025
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