beasel hound

A girl-chaser. A wolf.

Stay away from Barney, girls. That gink is nothing but a beasel hound.

by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006

pinger hound

Someone who enjoys the frequent use of escasty or ‘pingers’

‘Where’s John this weekend?’
‘At another bush doof, he’s such a pinger hound’

by BushDoof December 6, 2018

Christmas Hound

Tom the Christmas hound, Is a legendary in ancient creature that works for Santa. When kids can’t go to sleep at night on Christmas Eve he goes to everybody’s house and snuggles with them until they fall asleep. He spends the whole night doing around the world and making kids fall sleep worldwide. He is a very cute animal whose dad was probably a teddy bear and his mama dog.He is a very well-trained hound and never disobeyed his master, which is Santa.

I’m too excited to go to sleep, I wonder if the Christmas Hound will appear

by Owner of the Christmas puppy January 17, 2018

wizard hounding

When a chicks labia flaps like my Bloodhounds jowls when he's hanging he's hanging his out of my truck window at 80mph.

Linda's big ole labia flaps were Wizard Hounding like my old dog Henry's jowls when he's hanging his head out of my truck window.....and that shit smells like my five year old house shoes.

by Dawgbreff March 7, 2018

cow hound

A dude that f*cks fat girls

Mike totally hooked up with that beast from the party last night, he's such a cow hound!

by shyguyagain December 18, 2013

brownie hound

a term for a homosexual male

Ron: Did you see Joe walking with Steven in the hall today?
Jason: Yeah, Joe’s a real brownie hound....

by pi$$kink April 1, 2021

Mississippi blood hound

Like the Mississippi mud hound except banging McCarthy’s mother in her period vagina smearing it on the pillow and shoving her face in it

I gave your mother a Mississippi blood hound before flipping her over and giving her the Mississippi mud hound

by McCarthy’s mothers lover November 27, 2021