hammer tanked

Extremely drunk. The state of being highly intoxicated after consuming massive amounts of alcohol.

"That bitch is so hammer tanked she might end up with a muddy squirrel tonight."

"Jim was so hammer tanked last night he ate a whole jar of baby teeth."

by Leukocyte December 20, 2008

Holy Hammer

A hammer doused in holy water, used to kill vampires.

Only applied anally.

We used the Holy Hammer on Strahd the other day. He took it well.

by Ginger Whitie November 12, 2019

Doad Hammer

A monster penis, or a large dildo capable of bringing great orgasm.

Jeff said after being slammed by the Doad Hammer, "I had ben broken like a wildhorse."

by Dong Chung August 27, 2013

Sand Hammer

The act of burying your dick in the sand after getting aroused on a nude beach.

Dude why the hell are you still laying there? We gotta go!

Dude... I gotta sand hammer right now.

by GuidoTexan October 20, 2010

NyQuil Hammered

A NyQuil induced state of drowsiness.

That guy was so NyQuil hammered, he fell out his 2nd story window.

by meow!456 October 3, 2011

hammer toe

Horribly manicured toes, foot fungus, and yellow toe nailed nasty wiggly bent awkward freakish toes.

In some cases, an infected toe, that is giant, and in extremely inflammed may be considered a hammer toe.

Dude, put your sock back on, your nasty hammer toe is freaking me out.

by Glen W. June 22, 2005

ball and hammer

When a women performs oral sex on a man taking both shaft and nut sack in her mouth simultaneously.

Damn, the wife has really perfected the ball and hammer. I wish she had those skills 10 years ago!

by Merkin Donor III May 28, 2009