French mullet

Placing the Male member on the back of targets head so that it resembles the long hair of a mullet while resting meat clackers on top of said targets head . The precursor to the french revolution.

Hey hes passed out face down drunk on the couch. Someone take a picture of me giving him a french mullet!

by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019

French whip

When a vicious french person attacks you with a towel in the lockerroom.

The vicious french guy in class gave me a french whip.

by Lawand1709 November 11, 2016

French Nap

To Fall asleep while holding your phone

Camille had a french nap

by Crytopsy88 December 16, 2014

french sword

A baguette

I want to have a duel with a French sword in the bread aisle!

by Sharika January 26, 2016

French suicide

The act of killing yourself while holding a white surrender flag

Hello my fellow white man.Did you hear about Tom commiting French suicide?

by US organization of healthcare April 4, 2017

french goggles

placing each male testicle over the eyes of the receiver.

"let's give him french goggles, ha-ha-ha."

by DREADS4000 January 15, 2018

French queue

A line of people who don't follow rules of typical line-courtesy found elsewhere. An anarchic assembling for entrance at a door or gate. This is a normal behavior in France. The word pairing is an ironic construction, because it is really the opposite of a queue.

The skyway door opened and the passengers converged in an impatient French queue, shuffling slowly forward.

by Bilham October 31, 2014