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Bellmead Flush

Verb: The act that Bellmeadians do, of Flushing Narcotics down the toilet when the Sheriff's barge through their front trailer door. Bellmead is a two tooth town 2 miles outside of Waco, Texas.
Yo, Ernest did the Bellmead Flush last night, but forgot the stuff in his pillow case. They found it and charged him for >1<4..
by ToothlessinBellmead April 13, 2021
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pre-meditated flush

upon reaching tolietry facility, the pre flushing of the toilet before the feces is relocated. Usually used when a homosapien has to shit so bad and so loud, and knows it is going to require more than a courtesy flush. Matches in hand.
My shit was so bad i flushed before i started, it was a pre-meditated flush.
by Matt Hargis March 11, 2008
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Playing Cards: Royal Flush

The gambler equinox weapon of Balanced Craftwars Overhaul. As I am typing this it is not currently released
I love the gambler class, Playing Cards: Royal Flush is so awesome.
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Courtesy flush

Having sex with a woman and finishing inside her then peeing in them to flush out the cum
Cory told me that last night he totally courtesy flushed Miranda over a stolen bar glass and drank it.
by Evil eye ankle braclet January 3, 2025
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how to flush a toilet

Drink all the shit and piss and then spit it up on the floor
Jim: how the fuck do i flush a toilet
shädman: eat the shit then spit on the floor
Jim: What the fuck is wrong whit you?
how to flush a toilet
by YesIAmAlive February 18, 2020
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Nutella flush

When a girl takes a poo and gives a blow job at the same time!
My boyfriend finished while I was wiping during the Nutella flush
by Nutella flush November 21, 2024
mugGet the Nutella flushmug.

That’s just how the toilet flushes

How things turn out to be or come to be.

Synonym - that’s how the cookie crumbles
Joe - Why did today have to be the day she left me?!? Why!!!
Me - Man that’s just how the toilet flushes sometimes bro.
by Lucky2213 January 18, 2023
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