Explosive Bagel

When someone has diarrhea while getting a rim job

Sharon was giving Mark a rim job and he gave her an explosive bagel

by endmysuffering July 30, 2016

Explose

To use explosives (grenade, cannonball, homemade bomb, ect) to expose yourself

Hasan: "I'm gonna explose in the apartment"
Hasan's upstairs neighbour "Not if I do it first"

by uoihfaiyhudfguiojasdioujgfasdi December 27, 2024

Cambrian Explosion

A Cambrian Explosion is when you use the bathroom and the chocolate syrup comes out so hard and fast it hits the bottom and climbs up the bowl

The tacos were so good that later in the night Ryan had a Cambrian Explosion

by GalvanizedToaster December 4, 2023

Explosive behavioral morbidity disorder

Explosive behavioral morbidity disorder (EBMD) is a behavioral disorder that is found in adults that are immature and persistently destructive to their own lives and the lives of others.

The symptoms of EBMD are characterized by deliberate, explosive, and aggressive behaviors such as yelling, verbal abuse, entitlement, and physical violence toward others

They also take no responsibility for their actions and have no remorse for their actions and are often called "adult babies" or "infantile adults" because they act like children.

He is acting like such a big baby that he has explosive behavioral morbidity disorder.

by Doctor WTF December 17, 2022

dutch explosion

When you press your bitch's face against your ass and blast their face with explosive diarrhea.

Hey, gurl I wanna give you a dutch explosion.

by Herbert'sDutchMuffins August 17, 2014

Explosive Gigaqueef

The act of, at the moment of climax during anal sex, the woman clamping down, creating an airtight fit around the penis and passing gas with such force that it travels down the urethra and enters the sperm duct, eventually blowing up the testicles like balloons (A gigaqueef), performed with such vigour that one of more testicles explode under the force.

If a gigaqueef is performed before or after climax, the bladder may be ablated instead of the desired area, the testicles. Therefore it is always suggested that viagra or other aphrodisiacs are consumed before it is attempted during sex.

Also known as a "Ballooning Ballbuster" or, medically, a "Testicular Ablation".

Alan to Keith: "I can't believe that my testicular ablation surgery was 23k! those scoundrels!!"
Keith to Alan: "You mean an explosive gigaqueef? dude, my wife gives those out for free lmao!"
Alan to Keith: "But bro, I dont want your wife to give me a ballooning ballbuster..."
Keith to Alan: "Who do you want to then?"
Alan to Keith: "You bro..."
Keith to Alan: "Bro..."

*Alan and Keith kiss.*

by father longnipples May 11, 2022

shotgun explosion

when you explode

That kid got a shotgun explosion.

by machine guns February 24, 2022