A phrase to describe someone who smells particularly bad, specifically of piss and dried ejaculate.
From the aprons Africans tie around the waists of their donkeys to stop them being able to penetrate and impregnate a female of their species. As you can imagine, a donkey's apron gets covered in all manner of gubbins.
From the aprons Africans tie around the waists of their donkeys to stop them being able to penetrate and impregnate a female of their species. As you can imagine, a donkey's apron gets covered in all manner of gubbins.
Oh dear, dear fellow, you really must start to clean yourself after masturbating. You smell akin to a donkey's apron.
Stephen, stop fucking yawning and sighing all day long you fucking prick. Get some exercise, lose some weight and cheer the fuck up you fat tosser. By the way, you smell like a donkey's apron.
Stephen, stop fucking yawning and sighing all day long you fucking prick. Get some exercise, lose some weight and cheer the fuck up you fat tosser. By the way, you smell like a donkey's apron.
by hairymonsterschlong April 22, 2010
Treance was on grinder scanning the donkey for the weakened... Or I was scanning the donkey this random guy sent me.
by Froghead0 December 21, 2015
When a business telemarketer or sales guy can take very friendly and presuasively without sounding like a jackass.
"Damn that telemarketer was really friendly, he was a talkin' donkey would have bought his product if I wasn't a broke mother fucker."
"talkin' donkey gets it done."
"talkin' donkey gets it done."
by thunderdomeii May 06, 2010
A term used when a task has been completed in a satisfactory way. A hybrid of the words "Okey Dokey" and "Done." (Pronounced OH-key DUN-key).
by grammarsam August 21, 2022
i think all irish people are donkey fuckers, said the watt in an online guestbook which was traced to his place of work
by watt is a racist June 23, 2004
The lesser known and even lesser appreciated version of the Donkey Punch, wherein you perform the normal acts of a donkey punch but then proceed to grab onto a ceiling fan and swing around over her unconscious body, trying to shit in her mouth.
"Man, sex with Michelle has been getting boring lately"
"Have you tried to donkey punch?"
"Yeah, it doesn't help."
"How about the donkey swing?"
"Bitchin!!"
"Have you tried to donkey punch?"
"Yeah, it doesn't help."
"How about the donkey swing?"
"Bitchin!!"
by T Unit October 08, 2005
by thickler November 15, 2020