derek

woohoo new songs learned on harp lets gooooo

Ania: Knock knock
Derek: *harp playing* BLACK HOLE SUN
Ania: ok.

by blackholesun12345 March 1, 2021

Derek

The richest best friend among your best friends

Derek-The richest friends but never buys any expensive shit

by DerekisAsian November 21, 2021

Derek

sexy beast

Wow I want to fuck Derek so bad.

by I am based July 26, 2022

Derek

a man with asda bags made of steel

derek smacked my ass with his asda bags

by bumbumlord February 16, 2023

Pulling a Derek

Pulling a Derek means you delete something precious belonging to someone else which they spent hours and hours of their time on.

I'm going to be Pulling a Derek on Dog tonight!

by DoggoV2 April 20, 2019

Derek

A white guy who goes to Mexico without knowing any Spanish what so ever.

"Man, Chad was a real Derek when he went to Mexico."

by Lt. Overlord February 12, 2022

Derek

That bummy white douche that always gets drunk at the company picnic.

"Yo Ben, who's that weirdo who keeps falling over while playing spikeball?"
"Oh, thats Derek, just ignore him he's blitzed."

by Greg Hazelet Sucks July 24, 2019