A person who dates or has sexual relations with Chuckwagon and Chariot drivers for their own benefit.
by Wagonchick1999 July 11, 2016
Chuck Klosterman is a bearded North-American bespectacled gopher, journalist for various magazines and the author of books of pop-culture analysis such as Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs. Often called the "angsty novelty-scholar nephew of Hunter S. Thompson" by no one, Klosterman picks up subjects such as movies, serial killers, 80's glam-metal and television where bored suburban teenagers left off and entertains his own witty opinions as creative subject matter.
His books can be found in the backpacks of most hipster photography majors and cited on blogs.
Klosterman is important in the world of pop-literature by ensuring the millions of trivia-surfing, internet-era college students that their sweeping opinions of today's culture based on surface-medias is damn good enough to be a well-rounded human.
Woody Allen surely could not have done Chuck's job any better.
His books can be found in the backpacks of most hipster photography majors and cited on blogs.
Klosterman is important in the world of pop-literature by ensuring the millions of trivia-surfing, internet-era college students that their sweeping opinions of today's culture based on surface-medias is damn good enough to be a well-rounded human.
Woody Allen surely could not have done Chuck's job any better.
Liam: "I never realized how whimsical it could be to talk about John Wayne Gacy but Chuck Klosterman makes it so easy you'd think the guy was as cool to have met as Elvis!"
Chadley: "Right?? Want to come over later and watch the John Stuart show, some George Lopez standup and Carl Sagan lectures??"
Liam: "Fraid not, bro, Matilda and I have plans to smoke a bowl and go to a thrift store to people watch for the lulz."
Chadley: "Right?? Want to come over later and watch the John Stuart show, some George Lopez standup and Carl Sagan lectures??"
Liam: "Fraid not, bro, Matilda and I have plans to smoke a bowl and go to a thrift store to people watch for the lulz."
by pynchin February 03, 2013
To initiate coitus when time is of the essence.
See "quickie"
Can be used in a tactless attempt at seduction but often resulting in rejection
First usage of term was overheard in a church pew in Brussels
See "quickie"
Can be used in a tactless attempt at seduction but often resulting in rejection
First usage of term was overheard in a church pew in Brussels
1. "Do you fink I might chuck a length love before the bus gets here?"
2. "You wouldn't believe it but the bird let me chuck a length in her arse before high tea"
2. "You wouldn't believe it but the bird let me chuck a length in her arse before high tea"
by Ginalee83 January 13, 2014
The process of going through one's refrigerator and throwing out expired or gross food items. In other words, any item that makes you say "yuck" when you open it gets chucked in the garbage.
by Thalix July 14, 2009
by attentionseekingslut April 07, 2011
An act in which a person, upon entering a shower and suddenly have an urge to defecate, craps into their hand and throws it across the bathroom into the toilet, rather than leaving the shower.
"I was already in the shower, so I just scouse chucked it. I figured if it went in then it went in, but if it missed, well, I was going to leave the shower to crap anyway - may as well chance it. As it happened it I landed the shot, but it hit the backboard."
by Boris Johansson November 29, 2017
The Chuck Stegall is the act of being a brain dead conservative cross-dressing vampire (C.C.V). Who masturbates on camera while using the “Western Grip” and simultaneously crying profusely for lubrication.
by Scout Master .T September 02, 2022