by Bowen4637 June 6, 2018
Get the Wet Carlosmug. The person with the absolute B I G G E S T dong like humongous and can pull any chick all while eating pussy
by Stingieboi October 30, 2019
Get the Carlos Wongmug. The decent, the reliable, the amazing Carlos Matos. The owner of Bitconnect and the richest guy in this world and his wife doesn't believe in him although the guy's salary is 1400$ per day.
Carlos Matos: Hey hey hey! Hey hey hey! Hey hey hey! Whassa wassa wassa wassa wassa wassa wassa up Bitconnnnnnnnnnnnnnect! Hey hey hey everybody my name is Carlos Matos and I am coming from New York City, New York and let me tell you guys that I am so excited, I am so happy, I am really so thrilled to be right now sharing this amazing, glorious, super, and exciting moment of my life with all of you guys, and let me tell you that we are really changing the world as we know it, the world is not anymore the way it used to be, mmm mmm, No! No! No! BITCONNECT! Wow! BITCONNECT! We are coming and we are coming in waves!
by alphawuria March 14, 2018
Get the Carlos Matosmug. A crass, hispanic comedian. He has been called a racist, a spick,an unamerican, an insult to mexicans( or the "politically correct" hispanic), and has recieved death threats. But you know what...I DON'T GIVE A DAMN. Carlos Mencia is a funny comedian who recently got a show on Comedy Central calle "Mind of Mencia", showcasing his ability to be completely and brutally honest about the strange new world around him called america.
Did you see Mind of Mencia last night? It was funny!
Friend: I'm mexican dumbass. That guy aint funny.
Friend: I'm mexican dumbass. That guy aint funny.
by Hell Yeah I'm American! August 1, 2005
Get the Carlos Menciamug. Pooping in someone's mouth while they're asleep, then lighting the poop on fire so that it resembles a Cuban cigar.
by trgdtgrtrguil May 16, 2007
Get the Omar Carlomug. by the amazing TW March 18, 2010
Get the Monte Carlomug. A word for Carlos S.
He likes to get girls pregnant easily👶 He's nice but don't trust him🙅 he can easily make u pregnant🙇 most girls are losing their virginity at 11 with Claros
He likes to get girls pregnant easily👶 He's nice but don't trust him🙅 he can easily make u pregnant🙇 most girls are losing their virginity at 11 with Claros
by Melanie03 July 24, 2014
Get the carlos slutmug.