Carlos Wong

The person with the absolute B I G G E S T dong like humongous and can pull any chick all while eating pussy

Person: hey man!

Carlos Wong: *eating pussy noises*

by Stingieboi October 30, 2019

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Wet Carlos

A beautiful yet soggy Mexican

This motherfucker looking like a Wet Carlos .

by Bowen4637 May 16, 2018

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Carlos and Maria

In the Destiny universe, "Carlos and Maria" are what Eva Levante secretly calls her fists: lefty being Carlos and righty being Maria.

Even though she claims to be a normal grandmother, she secretly hides the light, is a titan named Zorro, and sneaks out during holiday events to honor "Carlos and Maria" a.k.a. kill enemies of the tower with her bare fists.

Eva just smiles warmly knowing that Carlos and Maria are both still able to enjoy the solstice bonfire.

by Black Uncle Phillip July 21, 2022

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Steven/Carlos

Someone you are down to smash and their down to smash you, but for some reason you guys just don’t.

Person #1: you should date Steven/Carlos, you guys would be cute together

Person#2: Nah, I don’t see that

by Trevor worshiper January 19, 2020

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Carlos Mencia

A crass, hispanic comedian. He has been called a racist, a spick,an unamerican, an insult to mexicans( or the "politically correct" hispanic), and has recieved death threats. But you know what...I DON'T GIVE A DAMN. Carlos Mencia is a funny comedian who recently got a show on Comedy Central calle "Mind of Mencia", showcasing his ability to be completely and brutally honest about the strange new world around him called america.

Did you see Mind of Mencia last night? It was funny!
Friend: I'm mexican dumbass. That guy aint funny.

by Hell Yeah I'm American! July 14, 2005

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