A shopper in an mindless state of anticipation, having an unquenchable desire for mechandise on sale. Typically spotted in large masses converging in front of store entrances during late hours of the night prior to events such as Black Friday.
Look at all the Bargain Zombies flooding the store entrances, looks like a scene from Dawn of the Dead
by New Sky November 26, 2010
A mindless creature, especially one that plays League of Legends, they have no idea what they are doing and are lost in life most of the time. If you ask them a question, they will completely ignore you because they have a Zombie Brain.
"SP, what are you doing, why are you taking blue while we are taking dragon, do you have a Zombie Brain?!?!?!!?"
by NWAwalrus June 25, 2022
A metaphor to describe this special kind of Jehovah's Witnesses, underlining two of their most protruding attributes; brain-washed and never tired of trying to distribute their little mag to us disbelievers.
Through a tiny slit in my kitchen drapes I observed two Watchtower zombies hawking the door knob for a solid fifteen minutes.
by GothicReaper July 18, 2013
Fat blue collar workers that are dirty, unkempt, and generally lacking in manners, especially in a union . Can only communicate using grunts or talking about the latest fatball game. They live underground in the sewers and come up every so often to hoard beer and chicken wings during happy hour and when they eat too much they sit in the corner of the bus station and jerk off while making grunts. Most end up going on disability because they come into work drunk and slip on their own piss and beer. Their name comes from the fact that they live and breath in their own garbage and walk like zombies all day.
Tried to get a beer during happy hour but the bar smelt like shit because there were these garbage zombies crowding up the place and belching at each other.
by GeneralWafflestomper666 August 15, 2019
zombie on crack: im an zombie on crack
8 year old: butt crack hahaha
zombie on crack: brains
8 year old: ahhh im gonna brains eaten
zombie on crack: makes 8 year olds brain gourmet and then eats it with table utensils
8 year old: butt crack hahaha
zombie on crack: brains
8 year old: ahhh im gonna brains eaten
zombie on crack: makes 8 year olds brain gourmet and then eats it with table utensils
by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 11, 2023
by dil3mma August 26, 2014
A meth zombie is some one who is addicted to meth and uses it every single day. The causally sell them selves for the drug and walk around like zombies. It can be a man or women that is a meth zombie.
by Daily words for the soul November 14, 2013