Zipped wizard

A male who thinks that he is a wizard but he isn't because he always gets his male genitalia caught in his zipper.

Austin: Dude I'm such a wizard.
Anthony: Nah son you got so many zipper marks on your junk which makes you a zipped wizard.

by DrDerpenheimer July 29, 2014

Carpet wizard

The guy who made this definition

You know that guy carpet wizard

by Carpet wizard November 4, 2016

Proper Wizard

A male who reached the age of 40 and is still a virgin.

I knew that man when he was 30 and he was a wizard. He still has not lost his virginity at the age of 40 so he is now a proper wizard.

by The Ghost66 January 23, 2021

sink wizard

Derived from "wizard" which is used in place of "taking a wizz" or peeing. The sink wizard is when there's no toilet backstage, only a sink. Urination happens in the sink, thus summoning the sink wizard. Coined by the US death metal band Cannibal Corpse in the DVD Global Evisceration.

The toilets were disgusting so I summoned the sink wizard.

by AshKetchumsPubes May 3, 2017

wizard rat

A 30+ year old virgin that attempts to sleep with all the boys in the hood but continuously gets denied.

Sir CandyCadeGang always wanted to be a hood rat when he grew up, but became nothing more than a wizard rat.

by Supersassystassi September 19, 2015

Crimson wizard

When you jack a dick off as hard and vigorously that the tip goes a worrying shade of crimson.

I jacked my tinder date off after taking a preworkout shake and man, I gave that guy a crimson wizard with the strength it evoked

by Monstrous 69 September 17, 2021

Snack Wizard

A person who eats excessively. Not necessarily fat, but in most cases is.

Bertha raided the fridge last night. She is proving to be quite the snack wizard.

by obiwannablowme February 16, 2017