by Jam&Toast November 6, 2017
Get the Book turtlemug. by Golden029 December 14, 2016
Get the Turtle Splooshmug. unsatisfying coitus with an extremely small penis... so small, in fact, it is sucked up into the man's body like the head of a turtle, nearly making intercourse completely impossible altogether.
Brian: "It's just sad when you please a women and they go crazy. She was begging for another donkey punch."
Kelly: "...more like a turtle thump"
Kelly: "...more like a turtle thump"
by havwingswillfy April 8, 2010
Get the turtle thumpmug. The act of pressing one's anus against an object, or person, for example a wall, and producing a small head of poop to peak out and touch the wall, leaving a small print of stool behind.
by BillyTheTurtle July 5, 2011
Get the Turtle Stampingmug. Turtle sickness is a result of sleeping too much or not getting out of bed until 2:00 or 3:00 pm. It is the feeling of still being tired even if you've slept for 10 or 12 hours. Your behavior and brain functions are noticably slowed down and reactionary time is also deminished.
by Defon 4 and waiting June 10, 2010
Get the turtle sicknessmug. A cosmic turtle is when you make a mistake on something that already started horribly wrong and then it turns into something awesomely radical.
by freddietwerkcury March 23, 2015
Get the Cosmic Turtlemug. A mountain turtle is that special someone who always knows how to lift your spirits. They are always there even when they aren't. The mountain turtle creates a world of happiness and a bubble of which you never want to leave. just saying her name brings a smile to my face. There's no one who could touch my heart the way you do. I love you, my perfect little beautiful mountain turtle.
by Itty bitty teenie tiny September 15, 2019
Get the Mountain Turtlemug.