Whatever doesnt kill you makes you stranger

Literally whatever doesnt kill you makes you stranger as simple as that

Yo marcus just killed the whole north korean army with a pistol and somehow survived
Damn you know what they say "Whatever doesnt kill you makes you stranger" must be a really strange boi

by lol xd xd 123 456 November 21, 2021

A Struggling Stranger

Jerking off with your sore arm the day after getting your second COVID vaccination.

Man, I gave myself a struggling stranger last night. It was like I’d stopped at a roadhouse and picked up a 60 year old sex worker that was getting to the end of her shift.

by Jimbo Notjones September 27, 2021

Liquid Stranger

When you pee in someone else's pants while they are wearing them.

He loves to liquid stranger people at concerts.

by Goldbrick October 13, 2021

Stranger Things

THE BEST SHOW IN THE UNIVERSE

parallel universe, psychotic powers, deadly monsters, possessed people, love, friendship, kids, and a cool guy with a bat.

if you haven’t watched stranger things… what in the hecking heck is wrong with you. honestly. watch it. right now. NOW!

me: who’s your favorite character in Stranger Things?

then: i haven’t seen it.
me: we are no longer friends. first i want you to watch it, then i want you to write a 5 page apology to me.

by strangerthingsss July 29, 2021

honey stranger

Masturbating with a swollen hand after getting stung by a bee, hornet or yellow jacket.

Tim stayed home to give himself a honey stranger. He got stung by a yellow jacket and his hand is swollen like a bologna log.

by Sassy Ritz Cracker August 30, 2021

cyber-stranger

The way long distance cyber couples masturbate. One party holds controller with high vibration firmly on desired genitalia while opposing party shoots high powered rounds at opposing party.

The cyber-stranger Bottomless clips on Haven friendly fire off? - Sounds like a date!

by omn1 October 17, 2013

Googlighting Stranger

A sexual act so perverse and so vile, consisting of sitting on your hand until it is numb and, forthwith without explanation, performing random operations on one's genitals that one must google the definition and instruction set for.

Brandon: "Dude did you hear? Roger mastered the 'Googlighting Stranger' last night."
Caleb: "The Googlighting Stranger? What the hell is that?"
Brandon: "It's constantly changing bro. Only a true master of the bating kind who never gets laid can master it."
Caleb: "Damn man, I guess Roger's been a little short on chicks lately. I guess I'll google it tonight."

by Nytiscyce May 1, 2012