back seat pilot

Someone who has no qualifications to fly an aircraft but pretends to know a lot more than the pilot himself.

Mark: Oh look how he had a sharp turn upon approach.

John: boy shut up and stop being a back seat pilot.

by Ms Chai August 30, 2017

back-seat-google

When someone criticizes the way you Google something.

"Why are you searching like that!? You should type in this..."
"Stop being such a back-seat-googler

by Alex December 5, 2014

seat savers platinum

Basically seat savers but just platinum edition. Meaning that if you do not abide by this rule we can tie you to a wall and throw large objects at your body.

Johnny had to take a piss and called seat savers platinum.

by Kevin Kessler May 1, 2008

Passenger Seat Special

When you are driving a vehicle, and the passenger pays you with a fucking blowjob.

Liz is such a whore, I heard she gave Phoenix the passenger seat special that one day.

by bigcockmonster69 August 19, 2015

Rear Seat Accessory

A fine ass girl on the back of a dude's motorcycle.

Example: I'm looking for a new rear seat accessory after my last one fell off.

by tall_dave_1959 October 13, 2009

Front seat voices

when people in the front of a car talk just loud enough that they can hear one another but too quietly for those in the back to hear. effect is added to by music in a car generally being louder when sitting in the back.

#1
Dave: Hey Fred, how was your car journey here?

Fred: Absolute crap, Matt and Greg sat in the front and used front seat voices all the way here, I couldn't hear a thing!

#2
Mum: How are we going to discuss directions to the theatre without my mother being a back seat driver?

Dad: Don't worry, just turn up the radio and use front seat voices.

by Orange2 August 7, 2010

back seat tease

A member of the opposite sex, who will flirt a lot, but only put out a little, without giving it up. Will get you in the back seat of the car, but will put the breaks on after a few minutes. See tease.

Mike is such a back seat tease. He talks a good game, but never puts out.

by BarneyStinsonEsq July 15, 2015