noon shine

(noun, colloquial; also as: noonshine, noon-shine)

the lustrous appearance of skin on the face as the body naturally secretes oils throughout the day; the apparent sheen of skin about halfway through the workday as you've begun to break a stress-sweat and also it's humid AF and the boss won't turn up the a/c because it wastes corporate's money; akin to the five o'clock shadow.

Staci keeps blotting paper in her purse to absorb the noon-shine from her forehead before touching up her makeup after lunch.

This looming deadline is giving me a noon shine!

These TPS reports are making me so livid, I'm sweating up a noonshine like a mofo.

by Peter Michael Bolton Gibbons July 7, 2022

Night in shining armor

When you forge a condom shaped object out of metal to fit around your ding a ling and have anal sex with someone while they poop on the metal condom

Last night my gay fag boyfriend used the knight in shining armor on his best friend

by Georgesbored July 28, 2025

shimmer and shine

a kids show on nickelodeon that made my childhood amazing

if u never watched it before ur life is sad af go watch it rn

Emily: shimmer and shine is such a good kids show!

sara: ikr! its so cute

by lesbianswillruletheworld January 31, 2023

Shining like a gem

Acronym for the word slag, used to talk bad about someone in front of them without them knowing

“WOW YOU’RE SHINING LIKE A GEM!”

by Dr. Egg man April 30, 2021

south texas spit shine

During middle aged gay male sex one man blows his load on another man's balding head and uses a sham wow to shine it.

When I get out of this Miata I am going to give Leron the old South Texas spit shine

by Rusty Shackleford December 22, 2016

Usotsuki Chong Shine

Defintion for a low intelligent organism, which is only able to discuss matter in (freaking) Japanse nationalism

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

When the moon shines, the cow pees

To disagree with someone who is blaming someone else

Jerry, when the moon shines, the cow pees.

by The Sayings Guy April 19, 2024