Pink Mushroom

The penile bellend. The mushroom cap head of a pretty pink penis.
Rachel licked my pink mushroom clean of nut last night.

My pink mushroom is engorged.
by Eaton Holgoode November 29, 2018
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Pink Swear

A promise that is perfectly acceptable to break.
"I pink swear to never try Bud Light Golden Wheat."
by Hamuel Sanwich December 04, 2009
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Pinked-out

When you wake up with pinkeye and then you remember you ate booty last night.
“Why are your eyes all red?”

“I pinked-out last night”
by Blackbitchesdontlie January 28, 2018
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Pink Maxwell

An obscure and appalling sex-act of unknown origins. Believed to involve the stimulation of an anus through various means, with or without the recipient's consent.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the Bedroom Dog Killer? He's struck again!
Person 2: Oh Lord... what's he done this time?
Person 1: Gave his own dog a Pink Maxwell then dusted his tracks. Poor thing never stood a chance.

Person 2: Ho-Lee-Fuk! He must have been suffering from dissociative fugue and thought it was his ex-wife!
by Corporal Bloho April 11, 2019
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pink piggy

Pink piggy is another word to describe a pink vagina. Pink pussy...
Jake: Mom, today in Health, I learned about the pink piggy!

Mom: what's that?!

Jake: you know, you have one!

Dad: it's not pink anymore son...
by LSKR February 09, 2017
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pink floyd

Everyone has heard Pink Floyd sometime, for me, it played on the radio sometimes and it was "ok" music, but not my style. It sounded to me like something my parents would love, which probably tainted my view.
Then one time I took some sugar cubes of LSD, and was sitting down listening to the most beautiful, dramatic, life-changing sound I had ever heard in my life...I didn't know if my brain was making it up to accompany my mood, or if someone was singing, or if this was the sound you hear right before you die and go to heaven. It was the most haunting, ethereal noise. My life was then changed, I contemplated every single thing about myself, my life, the person I've become, and the music made me understand all of the questions I've ever had about life. Words cannot describe the beauty of this sound. After about 3 hours of heavy contemplation I asked what sounds everyone was hearing, and I asked if we were in a movie. Some girl looked at me knowingly and said, there's Pink Floyd for you! It is an amazing, original band and all of that, but when in the right state of mind (dropping on acid) it can change your entire life.
Tulip: Do you wanna listen to some Pink Floyd?

Normal Person: Yeah, I love that band! Classic.

Person who has really EXPERIENCED the music: Oh my God, yes. By the way, you're completely awesome and have the most excellent taste in music.
by Shannon P. Epilepsy August 19, 2007
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pink gerball

The pink insides of a vagina. clit flaps
"I sure love fucking her pink gerball"
by michaelZ June 18, 2006
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