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Boar Market

When you really need money to fund your divorce one hoes, and the market moves against you right when you need it
Man, I’m getting divorced and could really use the money. Dang Boar Market moved against me
by Camjohn1 November 2, 2022
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market terrorist

A market terrorist is a term used to describe an individual or group who intentionally tries to manipulate the stock market for their own gain by spreading false or misleading information, or by taking other actions that are designed to create fear or uncertainty among investors. This could include things like hacking into stock trading systems, issuing fake press releases, or using other tactics to manipulate stock prices. Market terrorists often operate with the aim of causing significant financial losses for other investors, in order to benefit from the resulting market chaos.
Yo, Citadel is a fucking market terrorist
by Lavi Tozlov December 14, 2022
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Mindset Marketing

The act of actively working on your thoughts and putting them in a more pleasing state. 'Positive Thinking' could be seen as a kind of mindset marketing.
This whole self development movement does nothing but pseudo mindset marketing.
It took quite some mindset marketing to be actually okay with that break up.
by MauriceEtoile October 30, 2020
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Sales & Marketing Director

The Sales & Marketing Director is an individual that spends an exorbitant amount of time contemplating marketing & selling. Whilst not actually understanding the product. But manages to actively sell himself with pretty line charts, inventing facts and interfering with things he neither understands nor is within his remit. Trying to make himself look good by making others look bad.
“The new Sales guy has started! We have been told he is our last, best hope! He is the Sales & Marketing Director”. Only to hear in reply “oh this guy with the pretty line charts & post it notes? He can’t sell for toffee, let alone count… spends all his time interfering in what doesn’t concern him, is about a disappointing as Luke Skywalker in “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” and I have heard their is another…”
by Glimmer December 10, 2023
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market power

You wanna know what market power means fuck off.
by Zcraaay February 22, 2018
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job market

A fictitious term invented by Corporate America to make people think that they actually have a chance at getting a job. Nowadays its harder than hell to get a job because none of these stupid ass recruiters takes anybody seriously when anyone applies. They use AI to filter out resumes which makes it even harder for a resume to by seen by aforementioned stupid ass recruiters. These motherfuckers come up with more reasons to not hire anybody than to actually hire anybody! What's the point in calling it a "market" if there's hardly any way in receiving the actual "product" a job? Sounds more like a lottery than a "market". Fucking ridiculous!
Hey, everyone keeps talking about this job market but I still can't get a job because I keep getting ghosted by "recruiters". Why call it a job market if I can't get a job?
by fedup job seeker August 16, 2025
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negative marketing

the way companies or businesses use ads to make extremists on twitter or any other media platform, destroy their products to make themselves look like the good guys and gain more sales as a result.
"man gillet has been using negative marketing quit a bit sense they found out it works."
by KO NO DIO DA!! October 15, 2020
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