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Jordan

Jordan is the kind of guy that acts gay, but actually isn’t. He is unathletic as hell, and loves to rock out with his cock out. He’s very unintelligent and is a dumbass.
Jordan, for the last time I’m not have sex with you!
by The Goat23 April 27, 2019
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Jordan

Jordan is a tall, sexy, muscular boy. He is probably 14 and usually in a love triangle. He liked short brunette or a short red head. He has impressive flirting skills only with certain people. He is loyal and kind with dark, mysterious eyes.
Damn that’s a Jordan
by Cat lover69 December 4, 2018
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Jordan

Jordan is the most amazing guy you will ever meet he so nice he is so funny and he is the best with the lady's
Oh man I wish I had a myself a jordan
by Julieiscool89 June 17, 2016
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jordan

jordan is the sweetest girl you could ever meet, as soon as you met her you knew how good of a friend she will be. jordan has a beautiful sense of humour and can take a joke very well. jordan is a gorgeous girl, once you have met a jordan, hold on to her. jordan is the overall package of what a perfect girl friend would be. she always puts her friends before her, be careful if you do have a jordan, she wears her heart on her sleeve and is easily heart broken, she dreams so big and often is disappointed. hold on to a jordan, she could be the best person you ever meet
bill: what’s her name, she’s so nice!!
hank: that’s jordan, she’s mine don’t take her!
by farmerjessie December 8, 2018
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Jordan

annoying
rude
stinks of shit
small
wont leave you alone no matter what you do.
probably gay
that guy fucking stinks. yeah must be a Jordan.
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Jordan

a guy who is not gutsy enough to ask out a girl
"ask her out bro"
"nah man i feel like a Jordan."
by thebezelowner June 1, 2018
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Jordan

Look it’s jordan the simp!
by Qalhajejsje May 13, 2019
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