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Jacket

jacket OFF
by unknow7337 September 21, 2023
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lady jacket

Slang for vagina under certain conditions, kinda. Similar to how "raincoat" is used for condom. But instead of a condom you're putting a lady on your penis.

Also can be used to describe your current lover. (ideally your female lover). Although slightly crude
I'd like to try on her lady jacket.

Wanna be my lady jacket?
by Holdonletmegoogleit April 19, 2018
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Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets

Next to embarrassingly encasing his hairy, little hobbit feet in a variety of fabulously effeminate, insoles-containing stacked-heeled boots, platform shoes and high heels, all the while being a pint-sized petite pathological liar who constantly regurgitates a small man syndrome-induced stream of Todd Howard's tall tales, the terminally insecure and aggravatingly ant-like turbo-manlet Tiny Todd "Tiddly Termite" Howard girlishly enjoys dolling himself up by intermittently donning either a black or brown boys large leather jacket when out on the town and looking for a potential manmore sugar daddy. This is without a doubt just another one of Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard's manlet cope and manlet rage-induced, hilariously doomed attempts at emphasizing his obviously non-existent masculinity, which is immediately rendered futile when the inherently effeminate Little Napoleon is absolutely dwarfed by every single grown-up that Tiny Todd "High Five" Howard comes into contact with, like the subhumanly stunted, diminutively delicate, devastatingly dwarfed, petulantly puny and preposterously petite, scandalously stunted little runt of a sissy fairy manlet princess that the whole world most definitely knows him to be.
Melissa: Hey, why is there a brown dishrag lying in the street over there? Ellen: It's one of Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets. The utterly insignificant and microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity was crossing the road when a bee humming bird suddenly swooped down and just carried him away! Melissa: Manlets BTFO.
by ManletDepreciator October 11, 2024
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yellow jackets

by georgejoestar5 December 2, 2019
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Don't pack a jacket

A polite and sneaky way to say "go to Hell."
Upon hearing of OJ's passing, I had thought: "Say hi to Johnnie Cochran, and don't pack a jacket."
by Sascratch70 April 11, 2024
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big jacket smith

The town rapist

Cool as hell
Has a sick ass jacket, that's a little too big for him
Ballin all the time
Friend: what'd they call you?

You: Big Jacket Smith
Friend: why?

You: I rape people
by Spooper Scrungo IV October 23, 2023
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brando jacket

A jacket similar to the one worn by marlin brando In the wild one, also worn by travolta in grease and mel Gibson in mad max
Rockabilly hipsters love there brando jackets
by bob boberton July 30, 2015
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