When you've clogged the absolute fuck out of your toilet, you resign yourself to go get the plunger, and then, you hear a sucking sound, and the water flows through your pipes and out of your bowl as it compelled by a higher power.
Man, I clogged the hell out of my toilet after I ate that bad burrito, I was praying for a miracle flush but I ended up just getting diarrhea all over my arms when I plunged the damn thing.
by Lone15 April 17, 2020
Being so fat that as you flush the toilet and yet you have not managed to stand up all the way and your bollocks are washed by the incoming toilet flush.
by SgtChunder November 28, 2015
upon reaching tolietry facility, the pre flushing of the toilet before the feces is relocated. Usually used when a homosapien has to shit so bad and so loud, and knows it is going to require more than a courtesy flush. Matches in hand.
by Matt Hargis February 28, 2008
The one-flush special is an act of masturbation. In said act, one first produces excrement into any given toilet. After this being done, the given person proceeds to masturbate without flushing, becoming aroused by the stench of his own feces, leading to an incredible climax. After the ejaculant is cleaned, the mixture of excrement and semen is finally flushed.
Tom: "Hey man I heard you jacked off in the grocery store bathroom"
Friend: "Yeah bro, I pulled off the one-flush special!"
Friend: "Yeah bro, I pulled off the one-flush special!"
by Habertown December 23, 2010
Jim: how the fuck do i flush a toilet
shädman: eat the shit then spit on the floor
Jim: What the fuck is wrong whit you?
how to flush a toilet
shädman: eat the shit then spit on the floor
Jim: What the fuck is wrong whit you?
how to flush a toilet
by YesIAmAlive February 19, 2020
Continuously deleting stupid social media posts such as political comments, religious views, and generally just stupid or offensive stuff.
by thegreatJOE January 23, 2017
When, after a night of hard drinking, one urinates, defecates and vomits all at the same time. Usually done while on sitting on the toilet and vomiting in the sink or trash can.
by Richardcranium February 29, 2024