Floppy Penis

A floppy penis can be imagined as a uncooked sausage, soft and squishy.

I usually have a Floppy penis when I look at Grandma porn...usually.

by A lil bit of chicken fried November 7, 2019

floppy-flappies

Not to be confused wif "flip-flops" --- i.e., sandals dat just have a sole and strap/pocket for yer toes --- this term refers to a pair of almost-totally-worn-out-and-loose-fitting shoes dat you lounge around in while you're just in da house or yard.

Cool chick, showing up on a favorite male friend's porch: Hey, Dude; I'm feeling a little bored and lonesome --- could you go for a stroll wif me down to da lake and back?
Hot hunk: Sure thing, Sweet Cheex --- just lemme change outta my floppy-flappies here, and I'll be right wif ya!

by QuacksO August 24, 2022

floppy dick

A floppy dick is an unfortunate symptom that may be acquired when a guy goes without masturbating a very long time. As you go about your day while the penis is in its flaccid state you will feel it pulsating and throbbing, flopping up and down, back and forth, flopping from side to side, flopping against your left thigh and then against your right thigh. And it may still be flopping up and down around everyone you meet and then the mind will start playing games with you telling you that you want to fuck everyone and anyone you meet. Your mind will say things like "see that guy over there? You want to fuck him don't you?" And you'll say, "no I don't!" and the mind will say "then why is your dick flopping up and down?".

Ever since I stopped jerking off, I now walk around all day long with a floppy dick.

by Bill Beef March 2, 2024

floppy chip

A kissing technique that involves shoving your tongue to the back of the other person throat and flicking their uvula so it swings and then frantically move your tongue up and down so when you pull away there is a string of saliva between you

Did you see Gary kiss Tanisha. Man used that floppy chip shit proper drowned her

by Arthur christmas init January 22, 2021

The floppy orangutan

When you go to your friends for a sleep over and decied to crap the shit out of them (literally). When they're asleep you strip naked rub hot steamy shit all over your arms, legs and head, before crouching over their body in a squating position and screaming at the top of your lungs. Eventually when they wake up throw the remaining shit all over them!

"I can't wait to go to zac's house and do The Floppy Orangutan!"

by Oscar felangie October 5, 2016

Floppy fry

Verb: When someone had to many drinks and she wants you to put it in anyways.

Last night he gave me the floppy fry. It was so bad!

by Geta long July 16, 2023

floppy dinosaur

when yo dick is 70% skin and flops down low.

Hey man, that dude's got a raging floppy dinosaur. Its so damn bad I can see it hanging out of his pant legs.

by Scoot the Boot April 19, 2016