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Fish Floppy

A girl whose vagina is so loose you can blow on it and it flops like a fish! it also smells like fish.
Derek: Damn! She bomb af ! ima holla!
James: night you don't want that , she fish floppy!
by Pun1$her July 2, 2014
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mash a floppy

When you have to bend your dick in half because no erection is achievable for insertion.
I had to mash a floppy last night. She couldn’t tell the difference.
by DLSXF13 October 14, 2022
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Floppy Adolf

A floppy Adolf is a semi erect penis because it wants to appear all big and strong, but in reality it will give up when something gets too close and simply go back to being flacid.
GF: C'mon lets fuck
BF: My cocks on a floppy adolf right now it's gonna be a while
by cutmybumcheeks December 7, 2017
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Floppy flapper

The act in which 10 or more males get together, with one female for a gang bang. One of the men is to be tricked and held down by the other participants. The woman will begin to peg the tricked male, while all of the other males slap his face with there flaccid penis. The act is only finished when the male has both sets of cheeks flushed.
Man 1 : man we totally got Jon the other night

Man 2: yeah for sure he definitely wasn't ready for the floppy flapper.

Woman: I wonder if it hurts worse to sit down or to smile.
by Odinson01 May 24, 2022
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Floppy Dick Rules

Rules for an event that change in the middle of that event, much like a floppy dick flops around.
"I can't believe we have to obey these floppy dick rules!"

"This competition's floppy dick rules are disappointing."
by gunplanexus July 14, 2020
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Floppy Joe

(Not to be confused with Sloppy Joe)

The particularly flabby, low-hanging breasts of a large woman (though they might claim big-boned).

Also, subject of the infamous song “Floppy Joe” by renowned music artist Avé.
Avé: *Floppy Joe and I cannot lie, Floppy Joe tastes like apple pie*

Dan: This shit bumps.
by MadongIzichi August 1, 2018
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