Donkey Sitter

Someone who takes a last minute, unwanted and dumb stand in an arguement, debate or row
Dude... She's being such a donkey sitter.

She's being the world's worst donkey sitter by being on Alyssa's side
by Danikinssss October 15, 2020
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Talkin' Donkey

When a business telemarketer or sales guy can take very friendly and presuasively without sounding like a jackass.
"Damn that telemarketer was really friendly, he was a talkin' donkey would have bought his product if I wasn't a broke mother fucker."

"talkin' donkey gets it done."
by thunderdomeii May 06, 2010
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Okey Donkey

A term used when a task has been completed in a satisfactory way. A hybrid of the words "Okey Dokey" and "Done." (Pronounced OH-key DUN-key).
When Fiona closed the deal, she texted me an okey donkey--it was time to celebrate!
by grammarsam August 21, 2022
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scanning the donkey

When a person glances at a male crotch to appraise its significance.
Treance was on grinder scanning the donkey for the weakened... Or I was scanning the donkey this random guy sent me.
by Froghead0 December 21, 2015
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donkey fuckers

what the racist watt calls the Irish
i think all irish people are donkey fuckers, said the watt in an online guestbook which was traced to his place of work
by watt is a racist June 23, 2004
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donkey swing

The lesser known and even lesser appreciated version of the Donkey Punch, wherein you perform the normal acts of a donkey punch but then proceed to grab onto a ceiling fan and swing around over her unconscious body, trying to shit in her mouth.
"Man, sex with Michelle has been getting boring lately"
"Have you tried to donkey punch?"
"Yeah, it doesn't help."
"How about the donkey swing?"
"Bitchin!!"
by T Unit October 08, 2005
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Donkey Dick

An unusually large penis.
Person 1: "Hey man, why do they call it 'BIGDICKRICNETWORK'?"
Person 2: "It's because he got that big ol' donkey dick!"
by BDRNETWORK December 12, 2022
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