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Corey D. Alvey

A guy who is bald and sucks on male genitalia.
Man do you see that Corey D. Alvey? He's happier than a queer with a bag full o' dicks.
by appledocky February 4, 2010
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Corey

Corey,

A confusing and mysterious individual who will never be fully understood.

Typically tall, brunette, brown/ Hazel eyes and a sizeable dick.

He has an ability to attract girls for no specific reason, most likely because he gives off a masculine aura.

Very kind and affectionate but also scary and intimidating.

When it comes to sex these guys are long lasting and hastful.

He is smart but stupid at the same time.

One of the most amazing friends who will annoy you but also understand you, care for you and make sure you're always OK.

Probably smokes weed and is always extremely chill, to the point where he's almost too chill in certain circumstances but it makes him a good listener and observant.

As a lover he ticks every box but can seem distant on some occasions.

Either way, a Corey can only be a beneficial addition to your life.

GO FIND ONE!
Some person: "yo, who tf is that?"
Another person: "oh that's Corey."
Some person: "he's sexy but I don't know why"
Another person "its his aura dude, that mysterious sexy god damn aura."
by Alicia's omniscience April 1, 2023
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Corey farber

The best person in the world. He is a perfect boy. He does nothing wrong. Hes amazing. He pulls all the girls and never fails. He is an angel sent from heaven above that always pulls out suprises from everywhere.
Dang i wish i was corey farber
by Gayboy motel March 27, 2015
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Corey is a speeky twat

Corey likes to touch himself in a elderly home.
Corey is a speeky twat cumed over the old men
by Big balls McGhee March 2, 2017
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Corey Flip

Similar to the Candy Flip, Hippie Flip. And God Flip. First done by Corey.

It involves eating psychedelic mushrooms and then lemon teking more mushrooms two hours later. A wild ride.
My friend tried the Corey Flip and flipped right into psychosis.
by Radagasttheshroomer March 16, 2021
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Corey VII

A slightly overweight child, who is approximately 4 feet tall. Has the worst hairline in all the seaven seas, and is a virgin.
Corey VII's hairline scares away all the girls.
by YourMasterAndGod October 26, 2016
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corey sanderson

A miserably boorish dolt and a narcissistic flea-infested proof that test tube experiments can go horribly wrong.
Ah just go and get a corey sanderson up ya!
by maxwalker June 21, 2017
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