A chav is someone you don't want to get involved with. If you do, you will have grand-children before the age when you even wanted your own kids. Here are the signs you will need to keep a look out for:
1. They begin to drop their T's from words.
2. They ask everyone who walks past if they have a spare fag.
3. They begin to travel around in larger groups thus to overpower us normal people.
4. No, they are right about everything because school is for idiots.
5. That tracksuit cost £200 quid mate, they often say things like this "don't look at what you can't afford".
6. They pick fights with you just for the sake of it, often by doing this "Oh don't I know you".
7. Pregnancy at a young age is a big tradition.
8. Of course they have parents to tell them to stop, but they're too busy being Chavs themselves to give a shit.
If you spot any of these points, your best bet is to run, hide or get your gun.
To report whether you have a Chav in your local area please call 111 or #Theresonestillalive@(whereyoulive).
Thanks for reading... and be safe.
1. They begin to drop their T's from words.
2. They ask everyone who walks past if they have a spare fag.
3. They begin to travel around in larger groups thus to overpower us normal people.
4. No, they are right about everything because school is for idiots.
5. That tracksuit cost £200 quid mate, they often say things like this "don't look at what you can't afford".
6. They pick fights with you just for the sake of it, often by doing this "Oh don't I know you".
7. Pregnancy at a young age is a big tradition.
8. Of course they have parents to tell them to stop, but they're too busy being Chavs themselves to give a shit.
If you spot any of these points, your best bet is to run, hide or get your gun.
To report whether you have a Chav in your local area please call 111 or #Theresonestillalive@(whereyoulive).
Thanks for reading... and be safe.
What a chav would say:
"Yes, do you wanna go in there and buy us some vodka mate"
"Oh boys, this lady said she'll get us some fags"
"Yeah this will be my 5th kid now ineh"
"Narh no luck down the jobs office today lads, it's hard yano"
"Yes, do you wanna go in there and buy us some vodka mate"
"Oh boys, this lady said she'll get us some fags"
"Yeah this will be my 5th kid now ineh"
"Narh no luck down the jobs office today lads, it's hard yano"
by Unilady16 June 24, 2016
Get the Chav mug.An inbred creature in Northern London who wears colourful track suits and walks around like he/she is a 10 ft tall Rugby player.
*A chav walks/bounces to the shop to buy a packet of cigarettes even though he/she doesn't smoke, just to show off to the other chavs.*
by Brilliant Definer April 2, 2013
Get the Chav mug.A male or female age ranging from 11-30 who typically spends all their time walking around parks usually around 10-12 o clock at night smoking weed and sitting in McDonald's while usually riding a mountain bike doing countless wheelies in the middle of the road wearing clothes from shops such as JD, footasylum etc. A typical chav would be wearing a full north face tracksuit with a birth face hat, a nike,a tiny Adidas or north face manbag in order to only be able to fit a shank and weed, a fake gold or silver chain, air max 95s, 97s or any nike air trainer with there tracksuit bottoms are half way down their legs. Even if not provoked in any way if u even give one look at a chav they will start on u and will want a fight. If they own a car it will usually be a Vauxhall Corsa with a engine loud enough so People in a different country could hear it.
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Often standing for Council House Associated Vermin
found on street corners, or bus stops. With the cheapest larger and roll-up cigs they can find.
Treat with care or they will 'Buff you up bert'
Words are often added to the end of their sentences, IE
1) Mayte (Phonetic)
2) Bert
3) Pal
4) Bruv
Often standing for Council House Associated Vermin
found on street corners, or bus stops. With the cheapest larger and roll-up cigs they can find.
Treat with care or they will 'Buff you up bert'
Words are often added to the end of their sentences, IE
1) Mayte (Phonetic)
2) Bert
3) Pal
4) Bruv
by TehDoctor May 13, 2011
Get the Chav mug.Romany word meaning "little child". Recently misappropriated by the mainstream media and used as a slur against British working class culture, while at the same time denigrating it's language of origin. To be called a chav is to be a scapegoat and effectively a "white nigger".
In many ways, both chavs and US trailer trash are 'not-quite-white', in the sense that they are seen as thieving, violent, promiscuous and thoroughly unrespectable: the very tropes that historically have been applied to Irish, Asian and Black immigrants in Europe and America.
by Jessica Fox July 25, 2008
Get the chav mug.chav, this is basically not in the same group as civilized humans. they wear amazing clothes(straight off the catwalk) and show off authentic gold jewelry that only we can lust after. their language is one of maturity.
chavs=end of western civilization and must be iradicated quikly
the good thing about this is ive used big words so they wont understand this(:
chavs=end of western civilization and must be iradicated quikly
the good thing about this is ive used big words so they wont understand this(:
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by jkjkjklololol i heart your f July 29, 2009
Get the chav mug.chavs are simply the dregs of human existance which generaly show them selfs as being dumb, lazy and violent.
the classic chav will hang around a lamp post shouting at anyone who walks past him and trying to start fights with inocent people, untill someone punches him in the face and couses him to run off cring to his brother/girlfriend/friends saying that they were randomly attacked for no reason
by OXIV August 31, 2010
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