cactus pot

A word to describe a cactus pot that you want to put up your ass. Also can describe someone who did nothing wrong.

"If only i could put cactus pot up my ass. He did nothing wrong, he's extremely vindicated today"

by eevod January 22, 2025

fuck a cactus

something you say to somebody you dont like when they annoy you.

person: brolby is better than brikey
you: go fuck a cactus

by queen_izzy090197 December 30, 2017

Fire Cactus

When you hit your friends vape or a penjamin and you can’t stop coughing.

Friend A: Hey, hit my vape!
Friend B: Okay!
*coughing*
Friend B: SHIT! Damn Fire Cactus!

by Snixxx April 22, 2024

Cactus Dick

When a fuckboy has a really good dick game but you know he isn’t good for you.

I can’t resist Brian’s cactus dick.

by EMarchetta13 January 26, 2018

the wild cactus

A sex position where you you pin your partner against the wall with their leg raised on a 90 degree angle and the opposite arm also raised at 90 degrees. A little bit of grow out is preferred to for prickly feelings.

I had some mad sex the other night. He pulled out a the wild cactus and made me cum so hard!

by Catilda Grora November 14, 2022

cactus waffle

Something you call a guy that's being a dick.

Wow Andrew and Aidan are such Cactus Waffles !

by Giannaserafino July 17, 2014

Lewis Cactus

twitter sensation and niall moran’s worst nightmare

“who is bendy’s father again?”

“his name is Lewis Cactus”

by lewis3i May 28, 2020