Closet Wampus

A six legged creature that is found in your closet. It has two legs to hold the door, and four legs to shred some more. It is of the same species of the wampus cat.

Chris: Oh no! The closet Wampus totally shredded my abercrombie sweater!!

Ryan: That sucks man. The same thing happened to me, except it was my pants.

by ryaniscool February 26, 2009

Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..

Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .

by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016

closet clinger

The state, usually long-term, of being a closet homosexual that is beyond the usual level of gay and is too much of a pussy to come out of the closet. This person is usually very angry at the world because he/she has not yet advanced to being able to be a sexual accurate being.

Larry asked his girlfriend for anal sex on such a consistent basis it became clear to her he was a closet clinger.

"Oh for Christ's sake, I wish Jim would just stop closet clinging and stop using my sister as a ploy to come across as heterosexual" (friend repilies) "Fuck yeah, he's always such a moody bitch every time our family gets together I wish he would just stop closet clinging too!"

"Get outta my ass you dirty closet clinger"

by Squeaked Moose October 21, 2011

Fancy Closet

It's usu. used as a joke insulting ones mother, usu. insinuating about their vagina in some way.

Guy: Your mom has a fancy closet, the fanciest EVER!
Girl: WTF IS THAT?!!1
Guy: If I told you you'd trolololol
Girl: ZOMG FUUUUUU

by Fiendmummy September 23, 2011

closet monster

a person of homosexual tendancies, but does not tell anyone for a long time. They spend a long time "in the closet" thus making them a closet monster.

guy 1: "man did you hear? Lance Bass finally admitted he was gay"

guy 2: "yeah it's about time, that fag was such a closet monster."

by Ryan July 27, 2006

closet ninjas

The act of gathering up some friends of yours to hide in a closet in ninja costumes and then while in the same room fuck your girlfriend/boyfriend that you found cheating on you. Make sure its a painfull experience for the other person of course and while in the sex make a key word for the friends to come out of the closet and beat the shit out of the girl or boy. Then have them run off.

Shirly why are you all beaten up?!
I was had by the closet ninjas.

by Ray Velrasquez October 23, 2007

closet gift

a shitty gift you get and it gets stuck in your closet for longer than a year

you got me socks?? man, that's a closet gift!!

by drac6000 December 19, 2008